Funny Golf Pictures

Will and Guy's Funny Golf Pictures

Our selection of funny golfing pictures, plus a few good golf stories.Any persons caught collecting golf balls ...

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Fancy a Round of Golf?Funny Golf Pictures - Snowman

Funny Golf Pictures - Snow

I hope they are playing with orange golf balls!

Choose Your Golf Club Carefully

Choose your Golf club

You are 150 yards from the green.  You are 200 yds from a $200 glass windows.  Choose your club carefully!

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I Think We Will Let Him Play Through!

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We Let Bigfoot Play Through Too!

Bigfoot plays through

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Keep of the Grass! - Funny Golf Picture!

Keep of the grass - Golf Sign

Golfer: Golf is a funny game
Caddy: Aye, but its not meant to be.

One Way of Keeping of the Grass!

Wrong Golf Club

Guy thinks he should take an iron and not a driver.  Will thinks he is on the ladies tee.

Golf Handicap

Ralph was a smooth operator, and at Southwick Golf Club's annual dance he attached himself to the prettiest lady golfer in the room and began boasting to her.

'You know,' smarmed Ralph, 'they're all afraid to play me. What do you think my handicap is?'

'Well, where do you want me to start, Ralph ?'  Came her quick response.

Golf and Beer?

Take a good look at this picture then read the paragraph underneath.

Golf Story

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A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man (see above) who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?' No, I had to stop drinking years ago, 'the homeless man replied.

'Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?' the man asked.' No, I don't waste time fishing, 'the homeless man said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'

'Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?' the man asked.  'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless man. 'I haven't played golf in 20 years!'

'Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?' the man asked.' What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?' exclaimed the homeless man.

'Well, 'said the man, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.' The homeless man was astounded.' Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'

The man replied, 'That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and women.'  See more funny fishy stories.

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Who's For a Game of Golf?   ... And a Drink?

Drink and Drive Golf Range

Drink and drive golf range

Golf DrinkGolf Drink

Will's only complaint is that the golf drink should be Bell's whisky.

If you drink, don't drive.  Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

Golf Lessons ABC

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A) Stephanie Clarke was taking her first golfing lesson.

'Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?' she asked her instructor.

'P-u-t-t is correct,' he replied.  'Put means to place a thing where you want it.  Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing.'

B) Now', said the golf pro, 'suppose you just go through the motions without hitting the ball.'

'But that's precisely the difficulty I'm trying to overcome', said Stephanie.

C) The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you.

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Play Golf Free

Play golf FREE - While having your suit pressed.

Play golf FREE - While having your suit pressed.

Dave Barry
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

Golf Is Art

Golf Art

A Hare Interrupts US Ryder Cup GolfersHare interrupts golf

Hare interrupts golf

I'm a hare.  Which one of you golfers is the rabbit?

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