Funny Golf Pictures

Will and Guy's Funny Golf Pictures

Our selection of funny golfing pictures, plus a few good golf stories.

• Fancy a Round of Golf?
• Keep of the Grass!
• One way of keeping of the grass
• Ladies Tea?
• I think we will let him play through!
• A big green that Will and Guy like
• Will and Guy's type of golf course
• Golf balls
• Golf and Beer?
• Drink and drive golf range
• Golf lessons ABC
• Play golf FREE
• God and St Peter decided on a round of golf in heaven

Fancy a Round of Golf?

I hope they are playing with orange golf balls.

Choose Your Golf Club Carefully

You are 150 yards from the green.  You are 200 yds from a $200 glass windows.  Choose your club carefully!

Keep of the Grass! - Funny Golf Picture!

Golfer: Golf is a funny game
Caddy: Aye, but its not meant to be.

One way of keeping of the grass

Guy thinks he should take an iron and not a driver.  Will think's he is on the ladies tee.

Ladies Tea?

Ladies golf course conditions:

1. Have done the dishes
2. Have you done the washing?
3. Have you cooked your husband's tea?

If you have done these simple tasks, you may proceed.

I think we will let him play through!

We let Bigfoot play through too!

Here is a big green that Will and Guy like:

Will and Guy's type of golf course

Golf balls

Any persons (except players) caught collecting golf balls on this course, will be prosecuted and have their balls removed.

Golf and Beer?

Take a good look at this picture then read the paragraph underneath.

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man (see above) who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?' No, I had to stop drinking years ago, 'the homeless man replied.

'Will you use it t o go fishing instead of buying food?' the man asked.' No, I don't waste time fishing, 'the homeless man said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'

'Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?' the man asked.  'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless man. 'I haven't played golf in 20 years!'

'Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?' the man asked.' What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?' exclaimed the homeless man.

'Well, 'said the man, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.' The homeless man was astounded.' Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'

The man replied, 'That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and women.'

Who's for a game of golf? And a drink?

Drink and drive golf range

Will's only complaint is that the golf drink should be Bell's whisky.

Golf lessons ABC

A) Stephanie Clarke was taking her first golfing lesson.

'Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?' she asked her instructor.

'P-u-t-t is correct,' he replied. 'Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing.'

B) Now', said the golf pro, 'suppose you just go through the motions without hitting the ball.'

'But that's precisely the difficulty I'm trying to overcome', said Stephanie.

C) The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you.

Play golf free

Play golf FREE - While having your suit pressed.

Dave Barry
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing

A hare interrupts US Ryder Cup golfers.

I'm a hare.  Which one of you golfers is the rabbit?

God and St Peter decided on a round of golf in heaven

Peter is a testament to material values, decked out as he is in the latest golf fashion, with a brand new set of clubs and all the accoutrements.

God, in contrast, is a picture of virtue wearing his old gardening clothes and trailing a tatty old canvas bag with a real mixture of ancient and rusting clubs, some of which even have hickory shafts.

On the first hole St Peter smacks a beauty 275 yards straight down the middle.
God, however, tops his drive that trickles along the ground.

It only travels about 70 yards but just before it's about to stop a rabbit runs out of the gorse, grabs the ball in its mouth and hurtles off down the fairway while St Peter watches in astonishment.

Before the rabbit can reach safety, however, a magnificent eagle swoops down and snares the rabbit in its talons before rising majestically, the rabbit still struggling in its grasp but defiantly holding the golf ball in its mouth.

As the eagle soars over the green a bolt of a lightning from a clear blue sky strikes it, killing the bird instantly. It drops the rabbit, which in turn drops the golf ball, which strikes a sprinkler head at the side of the green and takes one bounce straight into the hole for an ace on a par-5 hole.

St Peter slowly turns and says to God: 'Are you going to show off all day or are we here to play golf?'

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