Will and Guy's Sport Jokes
Sporting Jokes and Funny Pictures that made Will and Guy Chuckle
This section lists our favourite sports jokes, stories. Wherever you meet sportsmen, whether from soccer, cricket, rugby or golf you will find banter and a raft of unlikely nicknames.
Selection of Sports Jokes and Funny Stories
Great Golf One-liners
Funny Sports Quotes
Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota, 'He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.'
Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player, 'I told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'
Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins, 'He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.'
Colemanballs - Funny sports commentary
A truly international
field, no Britons involved.
For those of you watching who do not have television
sets, live commentary is on Radio 2.
Born in America. John returned to his native Japan
Phil decided that at the ripe old age of 53 he needed to get himself into shape. He visited the local gym and spoke to a personal trainer who asked him if he could do the splits.
'Of course I can't', responded Phil.
'Well, just how flexible are you?' she questioned.
'Umm', replied Phil, 'I can't do Thursdays.'
Some interesting and amusing facts about games in pubs in the UK:
A thief who stole a World Cup ticket from a woman's handbag was caught after sitting down to watch the game next to his victim's husband.
The 34-year-old mugged Eva Standmann, 42, as she made her way to the Munich stadium for the Brazil-Australia game at the weekend and discovered the ticket in her bag. He took the woman's place in the stadium where he was met by her husband Berndt, 43, who immediately called security. A Munich police spokesman said, 'The thief found the ticket in the bag and decided to watch the game, not expecting to sit next to his victim's husband, who immediately informed officers on duty at the stadium.'
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