Dangerous Golf Courses
Dangerous Golf Courses
If you're caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron: Lee Trevino
Play with Care!
Will and Guy feel that we have found the world's most dangerous and frightening golf course. It can be found in the demilitarized zone between North and South Korea at Panmunjom.
The course is in Camp Bonifas and sadly only offers one hole: a 192-yard par 3. We can add that it provides the US soldiers, some 50 strong, with fun activity. We ought to include the fact that it has live landmines scattered throughout the rough!
"Danger! Do not retrieve balls from the rough; live mine fields" greets visitors before they step onto the course, which contains an AstroTurf putting green and, for some reason, a gun tower. The minefields surround the hole, and at least one mine is said to have exploded due to an errant slice.
The course was named after the late U.S. Army Captain Arthur Bonifas.
Risky Golf Shot
'How was he killed?' asked one detective.
'A golf gun? What's a golf gun?'
'I don't know, but it sure made a hole in Juan.'
After a particularly bad round of golf, Lee decided not to go to the nineteenth hole [the clubhouse bar] and started to go straight home.
'Yes', Lee answered
'Did you happen to slice your ball so that it went over the trees and out of bounds and completely off the golf course?'
'Yes, I did. How did you know?' Lee questioned.
'Well', said the policeman gravely', Your golf ball flew out onto the main road and crashed through the windscreen of a BMW. The car driver lost control and crashed into six other cars and a fire engine. The fire engine was unable to reach the fire in time and the building burned down. Now, what do you intend to do about it?'
Lee thought it over very carefully and responded', I think I'll close my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my right thumb.'
Tricky Golf Players
Husband Returns from Golf
I came home from the golf course today.
"IT'S NOT WORKING, I can't take it anymore!
I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold.
What the hell is she talking about?
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