Irish Blessings and Irish Toasts for St Patrick's Day

Irish Blessings and Irish Toasts for St Patrick's Day

Here are Will and Guy's collection of Irish poems, blessings and toasts.  They are particularly suitable for St Patrick's day - 17th March.

• Irish Drinking Toast
• Is this dog blessed?
• Parrot - Specially Coloured for St Patrick's Day
• Irish Blessings for the country
• Why Worry? Blessing for St Patrick's Day

Irish Blessing:

May the road rise up to meet you
May the wind be always at your back
May the sun shine down upon your face.
And the rain fall soft upon your fields
Until we meet again
May God hold you in the hollow of his hand

Irish Drinking Toast

May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven
Half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.

Alternative Irish Toast:

Here's to our wives and girlfriends:
May they never meet!

Is this dog blessed?  Or does he need blessing?

Irish Blessings - For the Country:

May the Irish hills caress you.
May her lakes and rivers bless you.
May the luck of the Irish enfold you.
May the blessings of Saint Patrick behold you.

Irish Blessings - For the Home:

Walls for the wind,
And a roof for the rain,
And drinks beside the fire -
Laughter to cheer you
And those you love near you,
And all that your heart may desire!

Parrot - Specially Coloured for St Patrick's Day

Why Worry?  Blessing for St Patrick's Day

In the end, there are only two things to worry about:
either you are well or you are sick.
When you're well, there is nothing to worry about.
But if you're sick, then there are two things to worry about:
either you get well or you will die.
When you get well, there is nothing to worry about.
But when you die, then there are two things to worry about:
either you'll go to heaven or you'll go to hell.
When you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about.
But when you go to hell, you'll be so damn busy shaking hands with friends,
you won't have time to worry!
SO WHY WORRY!?

Kindly sent in by Friedrich Steinkuhl

P.S. Please send us your Irish Blessings

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