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* Our 'Trustworthiness' rating is lower than we had hoped, but then I remembered, we do have a lot of jokes on this site!


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Examples of Will and Guy's Jokes

How Is Your Job?

Q. How's your job at the travel agency?
A. I'm going nowhere.

Q. How's your job at the crystal ball company?
A. I'm making a fortune.

Q. How's your job at the swivel chair company?
A. It makes my head spin!

Q. How's your job at the balloon factory?
A. We can't keep up with inflation.

Q. How's your job at the history book company?
A. There's no future in it.

Q. How's your job at the pie company?
A. It didn't pan out.

The Whale - One of Our Favourite True Stories

Will and Guy have been sent this report by two of our regular contributors to the site - Maggie Nutt and John Reeves. We are grateful for their additions.

A female humpback whale had become entangled in a spider web of crab traps and lines. She was weighted down by hundreds of pounds of traps that caused her to struggle to stay afloat.  She also had hundreds of yards of line rope wrapped around her body, her tail, her torso, a line tugging in her mouth. Spectacular Whale

A fisherman spotted her just east of the Faralon Islands [off the coast of San Francisco, California, USA] and radioed for help. Within a few hours, the rescue team arrived and determined that she was so badly off, the only way to save her was to dive in and untangle her. A very dangerous proposition as one slap of the tail could kill a prospective rescuer.

They worked for hours with curved knives and eventually freed her.

When she was free, the divers say she swam in what seemed like joyous circles. She then came back to each and every diver, one at a time, nudged them, and pushed gently, thanking them.  Some said it was the most incredibly beautiful experience of their lives.

The man who cut the rope out of her mouth says her eye was following him the whole time, and he will never be the same.

May you and all those you love, be so fortunate as to be surrounded by people who will help you get untangled from the things that are binding you and may you always know the joy of giving and receiving gratitude.