Funny Police Pics and Stories

Funny Police Pics and Stories

• Police car stuck in concrete
• Our informant also believes this is the same woman off duty
• This picture shows an even unluckier police car
• Police Car Stolen
• For Police Who Distrust Cars
• Police Slow
• Young police officer in need of a drink?
• Prague Tram Sandwich
• Funny Police Pics - Live Alligator in Car

1) Police car stuck in concrete

We have heard of laws been set in concrete - but never police cars. 

Can you imagine what the police officer (our informant believes it's a woman?) would say to the duty sergeant?

'A little brown dog suddenly came out in front of me and I swerved to miss him' .
or 'I was following a suspect who tip-toed across the concrete and gave pursuit.'

2) Our informant also believes this is the same police woman off duty

Several women to whom we have shown the above photograph, cannot see anything wrong with the helmet.

3) This picture shows an even unluckier police car

4a) Police Car Stolen

A high tech, theft-proof £75,000 [$ 146,000 USD] police car was stolen in Berlin, Germany - after officers left it unlocked with the key in the ignition. The special BMW, which features high-tech surveillance equipment and sophisticated electronic locks and immobilisers to make it theft proof, was the pride of the Berlin police force. It was stolen in the city's Wedding district when two officers jumped out to chase a joy-rider on foot after he had abandoned a stolen car.

The criminal got away and when the officers went back they found the expensive BMW gone.

4b) Police Keep Watch

4c) Police Send for Reinforcements

And later... sleeping policemen

4d) No Good - Police Lose Their Tyres

The Police cars all have their wheels missing - Will and Guy have the funny police pics

4e) Police Round-up Suspects

Looks like the dog's next!

5) Podgy Plump Policemen Warned

Some police officers are so overweight they can only transport one suspect in their squad cars. Tests found some police vehicles carrying two large officers are within 14 stone of legal weight limits, Will and Guy have learned from the Daily Telegraph. That means they can only carry one suspect in the back of the car and if two people are arrested the officers would have to radio for another vehicle.

Overweight police cars may not be insured if they are involved in an accident and officers could be left open to legal action by suspects injured in an a crash. Officers could also be fined for driving an overloaded vehicle on the roads and there are concerns that the weight burden could affect the handling and stopping distances of patrol cars.

One force, Lothian and Borders, Scotland, has already decided that only one passenger can be carried in the back of some of its vehicles because they are close to legal weight limits. The standard patrol car is a 1.6-litre Ford Focus or a 1.3-litre Vauxhall Astra. As well as police officers they carry computers, cameras, fire extinguishers, stingers, metal road signs and body armour.

Perhaps police forces all over the world should regularly exercise and have their fitness tested.

6) For Police Who Distrust Cars

7) Understatement of the year - Police Slow

Classic funny police pic.

8) Young police officer in need of a drink?

Thanks to Hugh Muir who writes in The Guardian Diary column about a probationary police officer who found a message requesting him to call a Detective Inspector Dration. The keen, young policeman picked up the phone and asked to speak with DI Dration. You couldn’t make it up.  (Dehydration)

9) Prague Tram Sandwich

Pauline and Guy have just returned from a holiday in Prague and therefore we can identify this picture as being from near the centre of this most interesting city.  Once again, there is an indication that it's a woman driver.  Incidentally, Prague is the only place where we have been on holiday where Pauline said, 'Guy please don't hire a car' .

10) Funny Police Pics -  Live Alligator in Car

'It was like Crocodile Dundee, Brazoria style,' Brazoria Police Chief Neal Longbotham said.

Many car drivers are happy to carry their pets by car; dogs are commonplace as passengers all over the world. Recently, however, Will and Guy have established from 'The Facts' newspaper in Brazoria, Texas, USA that police who stopped William Eric Johnson for performing an illegal u-turn got a mild surprise when they found that the driver was, in fact, a felon wanted for burglary.

What surprised the police even more was the ferocious alligator roaming free in the car: a live alligator some six feet long. They took this photograph of the reptile, at rest, on the rear window ledge.

A warden took the alligator into care, while the police took Johnson into custody.

Footnote:
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