Make-up Mouse for the Well-groomed Secretary

Gizmos for the Well-groomed Secretary

• Make-up Mouse
• New Mouse Designed for Women
• Latest Must-Have Beach Shoes from Jimmy Choo
• The Suisse Make-up knife
• Puchi Puchi sheets - Poppety-Pop
• A Different Funny Mouse Picture

Mark 1  The Original Make-up Mouse
Eye-brow pencil and mascara
Mirror

Thanks to suggestions from
Fashion-era's forum, we now have Mark II.

Guy and Will are seriously thinking of giving up their day jobs do design a deluxe version of this make-up mouse. What other make-up items would you want in the up-market compact / mouse?  Keep your suggestions coming.

Mark II  Make-up Mouse

Here is the latest mouse, designed for the well groomed secretary.  The cunningly hidden features include a mirror and make-up brush.  Mark II now also stores Chanel No. 5 perfume and a Lipstick.

Extra Items proposed for the Mark III version
Lipstick
Nail Polish
Tweezers
Popup Hairbrush
Mini-can of hairspray
Credit card!

New Mouse Designed for Women

After many years of research, scientists have discovered that women do not like the standard mouse given away with PC's. Scientists found that there is not a physical reason for their aversion; it is more of a psychological problem. Some women reported that their mouse "just didn't feel right" in their hands. Based on the research, a new mouse has been designed especially for women.

Various field tests have been carried out on the new design:

• Maureen from Cliftonville, Kent, UK: 'It feels so much better. More comfortable, more like how it's supposed to be.'
• Issy from Horndean, Hampshire, UK added: 'I think mice were originally designed just for men, but this new type is definitely made for women. It fits right in with my lifestyle.'
• Hilary from Memphis, Tennessee, USA: 'I took to it like a duck to water, every woman should have one.'

See below for a picture of the new mouse design:

Suisse Army Make-up Pen Knife

Here we literally take a leaf out of the Suisse army pen knife.  Instead of a blade we have the hair-dryer, instead of corkscrew we have a lipstick.

Features of the Suisse Army Make-up Pen Knife

Far from picking stones out of boy-scout's hooves, this knife will help groom any girl into a film star.

1) Miniature hair-dryer to coiffure her hair.
2) Selection of lipsticks for that kiss-me-quick look.
3) Eyebrow pencil for that sultry look.

Future developments for the Suisse Army Make-up Knife

Extra blades with small tubes of

• Nail varnish
• Mascara
• Moisturising cream
• Also the engineers are developing an expanding mirror

Latest Must-Have Beach Shoes from Jimmy Choo

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Puchi Puchi sheets - Poppety-Pop

Here is an electronic gadget that much prized by Japanese women. Many regard the Pucki Pucki noise an antidote to stress.

Bubble-wrap, Pucki Pucki, Poppety-Pop, call it what you will, bursting these bubbles provides harmless pleasure for office workers.  Japan has seen a craze for an electronic toy that recreates the thrill of squeezing the plastic packaging material. Bandai sell them for about $10, for that you get a gizmo, battery and a pack of 10 bubble wraps.

'Eternal Poppety-Pop' fits on a keyring and the electronic gizmo makes an endless supply of plastic bubbles.  Will and Guy are astonished to learn that three million of the Eternal Poppety-Pop gadgets have been sold in Japan. 

Other gadgets include scented bubble wrap, heart-shaped bubble wrap and high-pressure bubble wrap, designed to produce an extra loud pop when its bubbles are burst. 

The parent company Bandai is not sitting back on its laurels, but trying to generate the next craze.  They are tentatively testing Eternal Eda Mame - a gizmo that re-creates the joy of squeezing edible Eda Mame soy beans out of a simulated pod.

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