Funny Haircut Pictures and Barber Jokes
Funny Haircut Pictures that Amuse Will and Guy
Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.
Akpos: How much to cut my hair?
Mary was flying from Dublin, Ireland, to Chicago; she had a problem with her luggage so she asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favour?'
'Of course child. What may I do for you?'
'Well, I bought an expensive hair dryer for my mother's birthday. It is unopened and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it because I cannot pay the 20% import duty. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Hide it under your robes perhaps?'
'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie.'
'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.' Said Mary.
When they got to the customs at O'Hare airport, she let the priest go first. The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'
'From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare.'
The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'
'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.'
Roaring with laughter, the customs officer said, 'Go ahead, Father'.
Zhang Yi and Yuan Sha Sha went for a 38 yuan ($5) haircut at Baolou International Beauty Salon in Zhengzhou, China. However, the barbers charged them an extortionate 12,000 yuan $1,700.
This was the last straw for the authorities, who had already received numerous complaints of over-charging. They acted and fined hair salon 500,000 yuan ($75,000). Furthermore, much to the delight of local residents, the Zhengzhou authorities closed down the salon.
Another Close Shave?
There are lots of barbershops in America's Finest City, but you have to read reviews of San Diego barbershops to find the best one.
Akpos: How much do you cut hair?
Close Encounter with a Lawn Mower
A priest goes into a barber's shop sits down, gets a good haircut, thanks the barber, and asks how much he owes him.
The barber says, 'Father, you're a holy man, a man of the cloth there is no charge you.'
The priest blesses the barber and says, 'Thank you very much' and goes about his business. The next day, 10 gold coins magically appear on the barber's doorstep.
A few days later, a Buddhist monk goes in for a shave and a shine, and when the time comes to pay the barber says, 'No money, please, you're a spiritual leader, a man of the people, it's on the house.'
The next day, magically appearing on the doorstep are 10 magnificent rubies.
The following week a rabbi comes in, gets a haircut, goes to pay and the barber says, 'No, Rabbi, you are a learned man, a wise man, I can't take any money from you, go in peace.'
Then the next day, the barber opens his shop to find 10 Rabbis waiting for a haircut.
Berlin - A German man drank too much, wet his bed and set fire to his apartment while trying to dry his bedding, police in the western town of Muelheim said on Monday.
'He was too drunk to go to the toilet, 'said a police spokesman.' The next morning he put a switched-on hairdryer on the bed to dry it and left the apartment.' When the 60-year-old returned, his home and belongings were in flames.'
Firemen eventually put out the blaze.
As reported by the Reuters News Agency
Another Bad Hair Day?
Alan walks in to the barbershop.
The barber says, 'What will it
The barber answers frowning, 'Now why in the
world do you want your hair cut like that?'
In a Dayton barbershop:
Good Hair Day?
Barber Shop in Glasgow, Scotland.
Another Barber Joke
Paul enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
'I have just the thing,' says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. 'Just place this between your cheek and gum.'
Paul places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech. 'And what if I swallow it?'
No problem,"' says the barber. 'Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does.'
When Powell went in for a trim, the barber asked the standard question: "How should I cut your hair, Sir?"
"In silence," was Powell's instant riposte.
[Will and Guy concur with Enoch on a nice quiet haircut]
Ancient Rome Barber
Chinese Style Haircut
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