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Please Don't Feed the Animals?

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Please Don't Feed the Animals?

Please don't feed the animals

Jeremy T sent in this notice below (sadly no picture):

Please do not feed the animals.
If you have any suitable food, please give it to the guard on duty.

Please Don't Feed the Seagulls

Funny picture: Do not feed the seagulls

I wondered why anyone would put up a sign saying:
Please Do Not Feed Seagulls.  The answer in an article from the South Devon newspaper the Herald Express.   (See underneath the picture.)

Protect Cockroaches?

...(v2r)

Please don't throw your cigarette ends on the floor - the cockroaches are getting cancer.

Please don't throw your cigarette ends on the floor - the cockroaches are getting cancer.

Who Is Going To Eat Who?

Did You Know?

  • A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
  • The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.
  • More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
  • Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
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Seeing Pink ElephantsFunny Pink Elephant

If a friend tells you they are "seeing pink elephants", then this is serious.  What it means is they are suffering delirium tremens.  The condition and the accompanying hallucinations are caused by alcohol poisoning.

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Don't Feed The BaboonsFunny Baboon Sign

Spotted in Windsor Safari Park, Berkshire, UK: 'Caution Baboons - Please stay in your car.'

[When Will and his family visited the park, the baboons sat on the roof and the bonnet of his car; they broke the windscreen wipers and threw them away, as well as pulling the washers out of their seating, drinking the soapy water and throwing the pipes away. I didn't dare leave the car to retrieve the pieces - I was not amused!].

Guy had to do a double take before I spotted the incongruous animal in the sign to the right.

More Whacky 'Don't Feed The Animals' Pictures.

Polar Bear Eats 8 Penguins

Don't Feed The AnimalsPolar eats Penguins joke

8 Bars of Penguin Chocolate!

Have You Heard This One?Basket case

Two west country yokels were on the train heading homewards through Somerset, England when one of them noticed some cows.

'What a lovely bunch of cows.' he remarked.
'Not a bunch, herd,' his mate replied.

'Heard of what?'
'Herd of cows.'

'Of course I've heard of cows.'

'No, a cow herd.'

'What do I care what a cow heard.  I have no secrets to keep from a cow.'

Fish For Ticket!

...(v3r)

Fish for ticket

A novel way for paying for your parking? 
Or an instruction to put your hand in your pocket?

Fish for a Ticket picture kindly sent in by Jeff Malyon.

 

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