Please Don't Feed the Animals?
Here is our individualistic and zany look at 'Please Don't Feed the Animals'.
Jeremy T sent in this notice below (sadly no picture):
Please do not feed
I wondered why anyone would put up a sign saying:
Please don't throw your cigarette ends on the floor - the cockroaches are getting cancer.
If a friend tells you they are "seeing pink elephants", then this is serious. What it means is they are suffering delirium tremens. The condition and the accompanying hallucinations are caused by alcohol poisoning.
Spotted in Windsor Safari Park, Berkshire, UK: 'Caution Baboons - Please stay in your car.'
[When Will and his family visited the park, the baboons sat on the roof and the bonnet of his car; they broke the windscreen wipers and threw them away, as well as pulling the washers out of their seating, drinking the soapy water and throwing the pipes away. I didn't dare leave the car to retrieve the pieces - I was not amused!].
Guy had to do a double take before I spotted the incongruous animal in the sign to the right.
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8 Bars of Penguin Chocolate!
Two west country yokels were on the train heading homewards through Somerset, England when one of them noticed some cows.
'What a lovely bunch of cows.' he remarked.
'Heard of what?'
'Of course I've heard of cows.'
'No, a cow herd.'
'What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow.'
A novel way for paying for your parking?
Fish for a Ticket picture kindly sent in by Jeff Malyon.
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