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Corny Pictures for September

Corny Pictures for September

It's autumn, the harvest has been gathered in safely.  Will and Guy have selected an especially corny crop of pictures and jokes for your delight and delectation.

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Conference Pear

Conference Pear

Conference pears are calling their friends: Comice, Bartlett, Rocha, Bosc, Seckle and Anjou.

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Tomato Swims for His Life

Tomato swimming current

It is a good job Tom wasn't swimming in raisins or sultanas, because they are bigger and stronger than the currants.

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Leek in the Bath

Leek in the bath - Corny Picture

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A Funny Visit to the Car Dealer: Another Will and Guy Corny JokeCorny Joke

One day, Monica, an elderly woman was walking along the Warburton Street, coming home from the local supermarket.

Her bag of groceries was especially heavy that day, and as she passed 'Nathan Hale's Used Cars', she got an idea that she could drive herself to the store and save a lot of shoe leather, time and aching muscles.  So, Monica walks into the car dealership and, as it just so happens, gets the owner himself. He asks her what kind of car she wants and she replies, 'Well, sonny, I can't remember the name exactly, but it has something to do with hate or anger.

The owner replies, 'Well, let's see. Oh yes, you want a Plymouth Fury. We have a couple on the lot. What colour would you prefer?

Monica has considerable trouble explaining the exact colour to him, so she reaches into her shopping bag, takes out an ear of corn, strips down the shucks and says, 'I want this colour, Sonny.'

To which Nathan replies, 'Ma'am I'm sorry, but we don't have any in that colour. Could I show you a nice blue one?'

'No son, I want this colour,' Monica insists fiercely.

'But ma'am, they didn't make that colour,' sighs Nathan, 'Maybe a cherry red one would suit you?' He was obviously becoming worried about losing the sale.

By this time, Monica has lost her temper and starts throwing things at the owner, thereby chasing him out of the office and into the lot. One of the salesmen, coming into the office from the back door, notices the disruption and asks the secretary what the old woman was so upset about.

The secretary replies amiably, 'Apparently, Hale hath no Fury like the woman's corn.'

Corny Quotes

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  1. Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
    Ambrose Bierce
  2. Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
    Douglas Adams
  3. Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.
    Laurence J. Peter
  4. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
    Will Rogers
  5. I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
    George Bernard Shaw

Corniest Joke I've Seen in a Long Time

Corniest Joke

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