Bird Flu - Latest Cure for Bird-Flu
(Avian Influenza)

Funny Bird Pictures - Bird-Flu (Avian Influenza)

1. Bird Flu - Latest cure for bird-flu
2. If you don't take your Lemsip
3. Bird Flu - Update
4. Madame Claude Poulet
5. Bird Flu - Or Mad Cow Disease?
6. One Lump - or Two?

1) Bird Flu - Latest cure for bird-flu

Scientist have discovered a cure for bird-flu - We have pictures.

For your Birds Lemsip, Send your $20 folding money only to:
Joseph Cosey
Room 317
ZIP Code, 94974
San Quentin  CA

2) If you don't take your Lemsip

3) Bird Flu - Update

Here is the latest protective measures - Birds get scarves and hats.

4) Madame Claude Poulet

The state nurse who is responsible for disseminating all key government information to schools in the Grenoble area of France, in the event of a bird-flu pandemic, is named Madame Claude Poulet.  From Jon Henley's diary column in The Guardian.

Footnote
In French Poulet means chicken.  For example, Grilled chicken with mustard - is Poulet Grillé en Crapaudine

5) Bird Flu - Or Mad Cow Disease?

6) One Lump - or Two?

Dennis, a carpet fitter, had just finished laying a carpet for Mrs Branch. He popped outside out for a smoke, only to realise that he had mislaid his cigarettes. He retraced his steps and saw in the middle of the room, under the carpet, what appeared to be a small lump.

'No sense in taking up the entire carpet for one pack of fags,' Dennis muttered to himself. So he took get out his hammer and flattened the hump with a couple of sharp blows.

Dennis began tidying up when Mrs Branch came into the room and handed him his cigarettes. 'I found them in the hallway.' she said, 'Now,' she continued, looking around the room imploringly, 'if only I could find the canary.'  

Footnote:

If you like the One Lump or Two, see Guy's gassed budgie story.

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