710 = OIL  New Female Maths

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710 = OIL  New Female Maths

Yesterday I was having some work done on my car at the Ford dealer. 

While I was talking to Bert the Mechanic a woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.... We all looked at each other, and the Bert asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'

She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there.'

Bert gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, 'Is there a 710 on this car ?' She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'

Footnote:

Will and Guy take the view that it's far better to include jokes 'against' both genders rather than neuter a good joke by being politically correct.  To even the score, here are jokes 'against' men.

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