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Church News
The Roman Catholic Holy Spirit Church in Marple, Stockport in the diocese of Shrewsbury published in its April newsletter the following amusing snippets:
New Carpet: There will be a discussion in May as
to how we might raise funds for the new carpet. All who wish to do something on the carpet should come forward and do so now.
Baptisms: From now on, the North and South ends of the church will be used.
Dog Steals Bunny's Identity and His Carrot
Quotes
I don't
like composers who think. It gets in the way of their plagiarism. Howard Dietz
Imitation is the sincerest form of television. Fred Allen
Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed. Elbert Hubbard
What do you call an Irishman who sits outside in the summer? Patty
O'
Furniture
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