Funny "No" Signs
Will and Guy muse 'Who is it that places these funny "No" signs?'
'No Signs Allowed' - The King of the Pack
I wonder how this photo was composed. Could it be a genuine picture? Posed scene, or do we suspect software enhanced? Our conclusion is a genuine funny picture: 'No Signs Allowed'.
No Wheelchair Access
A classic stupid notice. Will and Guy muse, how much to sign-writers mistakes cost the economy. However, we don't dwell on this philosophy for long, we are too keen so seek out more funny 'No signs'.
1) Crazy Regulation
Anchorage regulated......Placing of dead bodies is not allowed.
Notice right, seen in Bretagne, [Brittany] France.
2) Australian Male
An Australian male was barred from boarding a London-Melbourne flight unless he removed a T-shirt depicting George Bush as the world's number one terrorist.
Later the same day the same man was prevented from catching a connecting flight within Australia unless he removed the T-shirt.
3) Teachers Not Up to Speed
Teachers "not allowed" to chase a four-year-old school runaway: because of health and safety risk!
St Mary's Roman Catholic Primary School in Richmond, London, England claim that running after a child is "dangerous".
It's being called a "safe handling policy," but the extraordinary health and safety rule which has enabled an inquisitive four-year-old boy to repeatedly wander out the school playground is enough to give any parent nightmares. On four occasions since the start of term a youngster has walked out of school grounds during break time to explore the outside world.
Each time he has apparently been spotted by the supervising member of staff. Instead of grabbing or running after him to bring him back, the teacher has had to "track" the youngster on foot to ensure he comes to no harm and they have to ring the police so officers can stop him. On one occasion two young children were followed as they walked near a busy main road and five police vehicles turned up to pick them up claimed one lady. 'It's crazy,' she said, 'an adult could easily catch up with him and safely restrain him. But apparently it is school policy not to grab them.'
Acting head teacher responded, 'We have a positive safe handling policy that allows us to use reasonable action. However it can be dangerous to chase after a child because often it makes them run faster.'
Will and Guy wonder how fast a four year old is able to run.
Genuine 'Danger' notice from Crater Lake National Park, Oregon USA, kindly sent in by Sharon Gould.
Where did this 'No' sign come from? A launderette? A fishing pond?
We Didn't Know If We Were Coming or Going
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