Welsh Humour

Welsh Humour

Now that Anthony Hopkins and Catherine Zeta-Jones have become established in Hollywood, the Welsh film industry is to receive additional funding to step up production.  News sent in by Mike James.

Hollywood are going to remake many well known films, but this time with a Welsh flavour. The following are planned for release next year:

Hollywood Remakes of Welsh Films

• An American Werewolf in Powys
• The Magnificent Severn
• The Wizard of Oswestry
• Trefforest Gump
• Dai Hard
• Cool Hand Look-you
• Dial M For Merthyr
• Haverfordwest Was Won
• Independence Dai
• Seven Brides from Seven Sisters
• Welsh Connection
• Welsh Connection II
• The Bridge on the River Wye
• Lawrence of Llandybie
• The Welsh Patient
• Breakfast at Taffynys
• Look You Back in Bangor
• Evans Can Wait
• A Fishguard Called Rhondda
• Where Eagles Aberdare

Cinema-goers - Urban Myth

A family of 6 have been found frozen to death outside the Cardiff Odeon in Queens Street.  It seems that they had been queuing for two days hoping to see "Closed for the winter"

Extra Welsh Film Titles from Kerry Jones

• Reservoir Sheepdogs
• The Taming of the Shrewsbury
• One Flew Over The Lambing Shed
• Lock Stock and Two Smoking Rarebits
• The Longest Dai
• A Bridgend Too Far
• Don't Look-you Now
• A Taste of Lava bread

Please contact the Welsh Assembly for actual dates of release and for literal translations where needed.

Films that did not make the 'A' list

• The Eagle has Llandudno
• 9½ Leeks
• Cwmando
• The King and Mair
• Sheepless in Seattle
• The Lost Boyos
• Huw Dares Gwyneth
• Austin Powys
• A Beautiful Mind-you
• The Magic Rhonddabout

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