Clean Men Jokes
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Here are three of the better 'Men Jokes'. In many ways these men jokes are the mirror image of the blonde jokes. Stereotyping, yes, fun, indeed; do they offend me as a man, definitely not.
One Monday evening a Jessica found her husband Mike with his head cocked looking at their baby's cot. Silently she watched him. As Mike twisted and turned looking at at their infant, Jessica could see on Mike's face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, joy, surprise, enchantment and scepticism.
Mike did not usually show his emotions and his unusual display brought tears to her eyes. Jessica put her her arm around her husband and asked. 'A penny for your thoughts.'
'It's amazing!' Mike replied. 'I just can't work out how Kiddicare are able to make a cot like that for only $49.99.'
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A Welsh lad came home from school and told his mother he had been given a part in the school play.
'Wonderful, 'replies his mother, 'what part is it?'
The boy says, 'I play the part of the Welsh husband.'
The mother scowls and says, 'Go back and tell your teacher you want a speaking part.'
Example of a Welsh Phrase:
3) Simple Really. [Based on a true story]
During the Gulf War, Barney Arkwright was assigned to go to Saudi Arabia. As he was saying good-bye to his family, his three-year-old son, Simon, was holding on to Barney's leg and pleading with him not to leave. 'No, Daddy, please don't go!' Simon kept repeating.
They were beginning to make a scene when Hazel, Barney's wife, desperate to calm her son, said, 'Let Daddy go and I'll take you to get a pizza, Simon.'
Immediately, Simon loosened his tight grip, stepped back and in a calm voice said, 'Bye, Daddy.'
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