Will and Guy's good Clean Fun - Contestant Jokes
1) Anne Robinson - Weakest Link
Anne Robinson: Which Indian leader, whose last name began with '
took the title Mahatma?
Which of the Marx Brothers remained silent throughout the movies?
Anne Robinson: Who was the only prisoner of Spandau Prison between 1966 and 1987?
2) Family Fortunes with Les Dennis
Chris Searle: In which European country is Mount Etna?
4) Who killed Cock Robin?
Presenter: Who killed Cock Robin
Full poem as sung by my mother:
'Who killed Cock Robin?'
I, 'said the Sparrow, 'With my bow and arrow, I killed Cock Robin.'
Who saw him die?'
I, 'said the Fly, 'With my little eye, I saw him die.'
Who caught his blood?'
I, 'said the Fish, 'With my little dish, I caught his blood.'
ll make the shroud?'
I, 'said the Beetle, 'With my thread and needle, I'll make the shroud.'
ll dig his grave?'
I, 'said the Owl, 'With my
pick and shovel, I'll dig his grave.'
ll be the parson?'
I, 'said the Rook, 'With my little book, I'll be the parson.'
ll be the clerk?'
I, 'said the Lark, 'If it's
not in the dark,
I'll be the clerk.'
ll carry the link?'
I, 'said the Linnet, 'I'll fetch it in a minute, I'll carry the link.'
ll be chief mourner?'
I, 'said the Dove, 'I mourn for my love, I'll be
ll carry the coffin?'
I, 'said the Kite, 'If it's
not through the night, I'll carry the coffin.'
ll bear the pall?'
We, 'said the Wren, 'Both the cock and the hen,
we'll bear the pall.'
ll sing a psalm?'
I, 'said the Thrush, 'As she sat on a bush, I'll sing a psalm.'
ll toll the bell?'
I, 'said the bull, 'Because I can pull, I'll toll the
All the birds of the air fell a-sighing and a-sobbing,
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