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Amusing Gender Variations in Classes for Men and WomenClasses for Men Jokes

Our best riposte to those who complain about our jokes is that we insult all people equally; here we have one section about men for women followed by a section about women which may make men laugh.

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New Evening Classes for Men

All are welcome - Open to men only.

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants.  The course lasts for 4 weeks and topics covered in this course include:

Week One of Evening Classes for Men

1) TOILET ROLLS - DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

Roundtable discussion

2) DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKETS AND FLOOR

Practising with hamper (pictures and graphics)

3) DISHES & CUTLERY;
DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?

Debate among a panel of experts

4) HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS

Step by step guide with slide presentation

5) EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?

Group discussion and role play

6) LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS

Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming  - Open forum

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Week Two - Evening Classes for MenMen Classes Jokes

7) LOSS OF VIRILITY

Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups

8) HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH

PowerPoint Presentation

9) REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

Real life testimonial from the one man who did

10) IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

Driving simulation

11) LIVING WITH ADULTS;
BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER

Online class and role playing

12) HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION Relaxation exercises,

meditation and breathing techniques

13) REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE

Bring your calendar or PDA to class

14) GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

Individual counsellors available

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More Funny Gender Differences

To balance classes for men jokes, we have evening classes for women.

Classes for Women at Your Local Adult Learning Centre Funny gender differences

This humour based on male female differences is suitable for amending to suit your work or office.  Training is a particularly fertile area for spoof courses.  Meanwhile, sit back and have some fun.

Hilarious, Funny, Insulting and Male-Organised Courses for Women

Note:  That due to the complexity and difficulty level of the subject area, class sizes will be limited to 5 women.

Class 1: Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat

Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 pm

Class 2: Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Moaning About It for 3 Hours?

Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3: Is It Possible To Drive Past a Waitrose Without Stopping? - Group Debate.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 pm for 2 hours.

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Class 4: Fundamental Differences Between a Handbag and a Suitcase - Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 pm for 3 weeks.

Class 5: Curling Irons - Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?

Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning At 7:00 pm

Class 6: How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Programme

Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 pm

Class 7: Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?

Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 pm, 2 hours.

Class 8: I Was Wrong and He Was Right! Real Life Testimonials.

Tuesdays at 6:00 pm. Location to be determined. Funny Men Classes

Class 9: How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.

Driving Simulations. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 10: Learning to Live: How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield .

Tuesdays at 7:00 pm. Location to be determined

Class 11: How to Shop by Yourself.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 pm.
Upon completion of ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

 

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