Will and Guy's Humour - Animal Jokes
How do you stop a rooster crowing on a Sunday?
Father Kipper to son: Smoking is bad, you must give it up.
Why did the elephant have big ears?
What has 12 legs, 6 eyes, 3 tails but still cannot see?
What do you get if cross a steer with a
Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?
What did the Tigress say when she taught her cubs
What if you cross a gorilla with a skunk?
did the duck say when she bought some lipstick?
Why did the fish cross the road?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Where do crabs go to borrow money
Why did Bo-Peep lose her sheep?
Where do you find a hippo?
What did one fleas say to another after night out?
What do you call a cat wearing heavy shoes?
What happened when the cat swallowed a dollar?
Which bird is
always out of breath?
What is another name for a cow?
Why did the monkey leave the circus?
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