I Say, I Say Jokes
Will and Guy's Humour - I Say, I Say Jokes
gone to the West Indies
That's the original, 'I say, I say joke'. Here are a whole family of imitations, and variations.
gone mad in Venezuela
gone to the Indian coast
-My mother-in-law has gone to St Petersburg.
gone to Northern Italy
had an accident on a volcano
gone to the Welsh border.
gone to the botanical gardens.
gone to Malawi
had an upset tummy
I Say I Say by Bill MacKay
"I've been studying marine science in the Indian Ocean." "Seychelles?"
"A friend builds new vehicles not far off Africa." "Madagascar?"
"I went to visit my son in Holland" "Utrecht?"
"I went to Ireland with a friend." "Kilkenny?"
gone on a singing tour of South Korea
-My wife caught a cold in the Gulf
-My father-in-law had an accident in Slovenia
parents are from Croatia
-My wife went
to a very bad concert out East
-My daughter went on a sailing course in Poole
wife smoked a joint near Manchester
Onomatopoeia is figure of speech where the word sounds like the thing that it is describing. For example, 'BOOM' 'cuckoo', or the 'bee buzzzzes'. Allegory, double entendre, oxymoron and metaphor are other figures of speech, but none have the impudence of onomatopoeia. See more about Onomatopoeia!
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