15 Things it Took Will and Guy 50 Years to Learn

15 Things it Took Will and Guy 50 Years to Learn

One thing you should know, Will and Guy have good mentors:

1. Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves.
   Rudyard Kipling
2. Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
   James M. Barrie
3. Idleness is not doing nothing. Idleness is being free to do anything.
   Floyd Dell
4. It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.
   William G. McAdoo
5. The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children.
   King Edward VIII
6. Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.
   Francois de La Rochefoucauld
7. It's so much easier to suggest solutions when you don't know too much about the problem.
   Malcolm Forbes
8. Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
   Paul Gauguin
9. That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....
   Charles M. Schulz
10. Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
    Jane Wagner
11. We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
    Anais Nin
12. Talent hits a target no one else can hit;
    Genius hits a target no one else can see.
    Arthur Schopenhauer
13. Some things have to be believed to be seen.
    Ralph Hodgson
14. Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows.
    David T. Wolf
15. The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
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15 Things You Probably Never Knew or Thought About

1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique.
9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.

Kindly Sent in by Niki

Relations

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'

'Yep, 'the wife replied, 'in-laws.'

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