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Since 2005 over 10,000 people from 103 different countries have subscribed to our free email service.  This is what our readers tell us:

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Examples of Will and Guy's 'Funny Joke-of-the Day'

Each day we will email you a selection of our jokes.  We say 'Joke of the Day' but actually we send 2 or 3 jokes not just one.  These are all clean but funny jokes, similar to those you see on our site but delivered to your inbox.

Medical Jokes - Anaesthetist

Dwayne is recovering from surgery in St Peter's, Chertsey, UK, having had a local anaesthetic when a nurse asks him how he's feeling.'  I'm O.K. but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery'.  Dwayne is recovering from surgery in St Peter's, Chertsey, UK, having had a local anaesthetic when a nurse asks him how he's feeling.'  I'm O.K. but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery'.

'What did he say?' asks the nurse.



  • Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
  • Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
  • Wanted: Mother's helper - peasant working conditions.Joke of the day subscription

Wash it Again

My mother had decided to trim the household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand.  Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, 'Just think, Ivor, we are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand.'

'Good', my dad quickly replied. 'Wash it again.'

Eye Test

A short Polish immigrant went to the DVLA to apply for a driver's license.Funny joke of the day

First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.

The optician showed him a card with the letters.  On the bottom row were these letters:

'C Z W I N O S T A C Z.'

'Can you read this?' the optician asked.

'Read it?' the Polish guy replied - 'I know the fellow.'



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