Halloween Jokes that Make Will and Guy Laugh

Halloween Jokes that make Will and Guy Laugh

Think of this page as a sitemap for our free, clean, yet funny Halloween jokes and pictures.  Eat, drink and be scary.

• Halloween Jokes
• Funny Halloween Pictures
• Pumpkin Jokes
• Pumpkin Babies
• Jack-o-Lantern Legend
• Halloween History and Origins
• Halloween Stories
• Halloween Animations
• Trick or Treat
• Ghost Story
• Ghost Illusion Video
• (November 5th Bonfire Night)

Halloween origins

Halloween is also known as Samhain, Pinkie Night, Soul Cakers, Love Divination, or most aptly - Mischief Night.  Halloween and its associated customs, have evolved from ancient Celtic celebrations, which honour the dead.  The Halloween festival is also intertwined with with end of harvest celebrations, and in some cultures, All Saints religious elements.  See more about the history of Halloween.

Sample Halloween Jokes

What's a monster's favourite play?
Romeo and ghouliet

Why do witches fly on brooms?
Vacuum cleaner cords aren't long enough

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice scream

What do you call serious rocks?
Grave stones.

What do you call pretend rocks?
Shamrocks.

Why do witches fly on brooms?
Vacuum cleaner cords aren't long enough

See more funny Halloween jokes

Funny Halloween Pictures

When witches go riding,
and black cats are seen,
the moon laughs and whispers,
'tis near Halloween.

Giant Pumpkin in Hong-Kong

A boy meets a giant pumpkin in Hong Kong. Although Halloween
has little meaning to most people on the island the event is
seized upon as a marketing opportunity.  See more pumpkin jokes and stories

Ghostly Story by Kate Bauer [Innkeeper]

Because of a guest, we have a confirmed ghost story. My husband and I both experienced the same "feeling" and vision while outside working the orchard and blueberries -- the funny part is I didn't tell him about it when it happened (mine happened first and I didn't tell him, then his occurred some months later and he came in and told me).

My husband came in one day (about a month or so after I had my experience) and told me of his experience. Same man, same "watchful" feeling. We both "saw" this figure in our side vision -- a man watching us as we worked.

It also was a "feeling" of this voice telling us where to prune, how to do the job we were doing.

A "guiding spirit," we call him.

We found out later that it was Old Man Simon. How did we find out? We described this man to a guest (a relative of the Brewsters, who owned the property before us) that brought pictures of Simon. She showed us the picture only after we described him. It was one of the original owners of this 260-year-old home!

A witch on a broomstick - school logo

The flying witch appears on the pupils' sports kit and uniforms of Warboys Community Primary School and has been used for the last 60 years. However, Will and Guy have discovered that some pupils and even some teachers have avoided the school because of this 'scary' logo. Opinions in the village are running high and over 1000 signatures have been obtained on a petition to keep the historic emblem.

The historical background to the witch motif is that Warboys is the last recorded place in England where witches were hanged. Apparently Alice Samuels, her husband John and her daughter Agnes were executed in 1593 after being accused by a 10-year-old girl, her four sisters and servants of causing them to have fits.

A spokesperson has stated, 'Witchcraft and Hallowe'en does not form part of the school curriculum and is something schools go out of their way to avoid. The school is aware that some parents choose not to send their children to Warboys and cite the witch as one of the reasons why.'

Martin Kelsey, the head teacher responsible for improving standards at the school, admitted, 'From the villagers' point of view, it's an emotive issue, because they are very, very proud of their history.'

However, we have learned that the school governors seem determined to get rid of the logo as part of measures to give it a "fresh start" after poor inspection reports.

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