Clean Halloween Jokes
Think of this page as a sitemap for our free, clean, yet funny Halloween jokes and pictures. Eat, drink and be scary.
Ghosts and Graveyards
Why do witches fly on brooms?
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Why do witches fly on brooms?
What do you call serious rocks?
What do you call pretend rocks?
Funny Halloween Pictures
When witches go riding,
There is trend for greater sophistication in Halloween costumes. In our youth all we used were old sheets to frighten our enemies and friends, these day's you can buy or hire all manner of fancy dress ensembles especially for Halloween.
Giant Pumpkin in Hong-Kong
A boy meets a giant pumpkin in Hong Kong.
Because of a guest, we have a confirmed ghost story. My husband and I both experienced the same "feeling" and vision while outside working the orchard and blueberries -- the funny part is I didn't tell him about it when it happened (mine happened first and I didn't tell him, then his occurred some months later and he came in and told me).
My husband came in one day (about a month or so after I had my experience) and told me of his experience. Same man, same "watchful" feeling. We both "saw" this figure in our side vision -- a man watching us as we worked.
It also was a "feeling" of this voice telling us where to prune, how to do the job we were doing.
A "guiding spirit," we call him.
We found out later that it was Old Man Simon. How did we find out? We described this man to a guest (a relative of the Brewsters, who owned the property before us) that brought pictures of Simon. She showed us the picture only after we described him. It was one of the original owners of this 260-year-old home!
Couple from Hell, Michigan, USA, win $115,001 [£55,000] lottery prize in Halloween draw:
John and Sue Wilson are in heaven despite the fact that they live in Hell, a town 45 miles west of Detroit. In the Michigan Lottery they won the big prize in the Fantasy 5 drawing held on Halloween 2007.
'How cool is that?' said Sue Wilson, 43, a teacher's aide. Her husband is an electrician. The couple said they plan to use their winnings to pay off bills, make some home improvements, buy a video game system for their 13-year-old son and possibly visit relatives in Georgia.
The Origin of Halloween
Halloween is also known as Samhain, Pinkie Night, Soul Cakers, Love Divination, or most aptly - Mischief Night. Halloween and its associated customs, have evolved from ancient Celtic celebrations, which honour the dead. The Halloween festival is also intertwined with end of harvest celebrations, and in some cultures, All Saints religious elements. See more about the history of Halloween.
More Funny, but Clean Halloween Jokes
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