Will and Guy's Jokes - Credits
Humour is infectious. People love telling jokes and passing on funny pictures to their friends. Will and Guy have been fortunate in having people send us yarns, gags, amusing photos, PowerPoint presentations and even video clips.
Here are the people who Will and Guy would like to thank for helping us fill our joke, picture, story, video and test sections. After all, this spirit of co-operation was how and why the internet started.
Thanks to each of you for contributing to our jokes and funny pictures
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Example of Reader's Joke
A teenage boy called Joel had just passed his driving test and asked Dad when they could discuss his use of the car.
Dad said 'Ill make a deal with you Joel, You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car."
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks his father said, "Joel, you've brought your grades up and I've seen that you have been studying your Bible. But I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut."
"You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my Bible studies that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair."
"Joel, did you also notice all those people walked everywhere they went?"
O'Shaughnessy Needs Time Off - Irish Humour at its Best
Soon after O'Shaughnessy clocked in for work, the foreman called him over and told him that he had a phone call in the front office.
When O'Shaughnessy returned, he had a mournful expression on his face and his head hung low. His foreman noticed and asked if it was bad news.' To be shure it was, Boss, 'he replied, 'I just found out from Ireland that my mother died earlier this morning.'
'Gosh, that's awful, 'replied the foreman, 'Do you want the rest of the
About an hour later, the foreman returned to inform him that there was another phone call for him in the office. This time when O'Shaughnessy returned he looked twice as glum, and the foreman asked if everything was alright.
At the Cheltenham jumps racing festival last March, Murphy leaned over and whispered to his fiend Seamus, 'Now would you be wanting the winner of the next race?'
'Oh, no thanks, Murphy,' uttered Seamus, 'I've only got a small garden.'
Kurt H. wrote:
I was flying Southwest Airlines one day back in August and the flight attendant was giving the safety speech and said, "The button over your head with the picture of a light bulb on it turns on your light, the button with the picture of the flight attendant does NOT turn on your flight attendant so DON'T PUSH IT!"