Windows 8 Jokes
Windows 8 Jokes and Funny Pictures
They say when you play that Microsoft CD backward you can hear satanic messages ... but that's nothing. If you play it forward it will install Windows 8.
Customer: How much does Windows 8 cost?
Tech Support: Windows costs about $300.
Customer: Oh, that's kind of expensive.
Windows 8 Store
I drove to the new Microsoft store at Yorkdale in Toronto yesterday. Nice looking store, all out in the open in the center of the mall, solid glass front from floor to ceiling. I could not find the door to get in, yet there were obviously lots of Microtechies inside all gesturing me silently me to come in. But not one of them gave me a hint of how.
I went home and read the Windows 8 website. Turns out I was supposed to select any one corner of the store and hover at least 2 inches up for 2 seconds and the glass panel slid upwards. Hey Bill, nice move! [Kindly sent in by Bob Lepp]
Five favourite error messages that were trialled during the development of the Windows 8 operating system:
Tech Support: Do you have Windows 8 open right now?
Customer: Are you crazy? It's -20C outside ...
A Fun Story: Windows 8 Engineer Has Good Idea
There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.
Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred. The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, 'Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it'll work.'
Last year I replaced 8 windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
Hellloooo,...........just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves! Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him.
Guide for Computer Techie Drinkers
Capacity of whisky in litres, IT style:
0.10 L (litre) - Demo version
A mole at Microsoft recently reported these Windows 8 error messages.
Windows 8 Error: 001 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
Windows 8 Error: 002 No Error - Check again in 10 seconds
Windows 8 Error: 003 Broken window. Path not found - phone Glazier
Windows 8 Error: 004 Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong (just testing)
Windows 8 Error: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused
Windows 8 Error: 006 Kelvin error: Type Mismatch - phone Kevlar
Windows 8 Error: 007 System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware
Windows 8 Error: 008 Invalid property assignment. Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
Windows 8 Error: 009 Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
Windows 8 Error: 00E Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.
Touch and Go
Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
Computer Mouse Jokes
Here are sneaky Windows 8 jokes that people with too much time on their hands play on their co-workers, typically on April Fool's Day.
Customer: My 13 year-old daughter has put a password on my Windows 8 computer and I can't get in.
Advisor: Has she forgotten it?
Television is better than Windows 8. Who would have thunk it? But it's true! Check this out! Here are the Top Ten Reasons why Television is Better than Windows 8
So happy channel surfing!
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