Funny Support Calls - Tech Support Jokes
Will and Guy's Collection of Funny Support Calls
We have collected the funniest calls to computer tech support departments at Dell BT and HP.
Get the right computer - 1
Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just doesn't work. What am I doing wrong?
Tech support: OK, You've got the CD in the CD drive, right?
support: And what sort of computer are you using?
Tech support: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!
Get the right computer - 2
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one...
Change of Mind
Customer: I keep getting inappropriate pop-ups on my computer and don't want my wife to think that it's me.'
Customer: 'How do I get them back when she is not in?'
Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't
get my diskette out.
Customer: Yes, sure, it's
Customer: No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it into the computer yet... it's still on my desk... sorry....
During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:
When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Touch and Go
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: 'Ok. A-M-E-R-I-C-K?'
Tech Support: 'That's
Customer Tech Support - Network Engineeer
We have selected the best ten Tech Support Jokes. They were take by advisors at BT, HP and Dell.
1) Customer: 'My disk ran out of space when trying to save my Word document, so I changed it from double spaced to single spaced and it still wouldn't fit!'
2) Advisor: 'Press any key to continue.
3) Great Vision
3b) Advisor: Can you click on 'My Computer'?
3c) Advisor: You have Spyware on your machine which is causing the problem.
3d) Customer: My family in Australia use BT Softphone, I can see them but they can't see me.
4) No Saving Grace
Customer: 'No, I don't
. I just know it was on my C: drive.'
Customer: 'I wouldn't think I would be losing files on this computer. Gee, I just had the hard drive replaced in it yesterday.'
5) Tricky Install
Tech Support: 'All right, can you
insert the disk in the disk drive please?'
Tech Support: 'Place the disk in the opening at the front of the computer.'
Tech Support: 'Um yes, that might be an idea.'
My iPod will only play one song.
7) Tech Support: 'Have you made backups of
your software and data?'
8) Customer: How do I change channel on my
My mouse mat isn't wired up.
Customer: 'I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word.'
Tech Support: 'Tell me what You've done.'
Tech Support: 'Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says.'
Tech Support: 'Insert the MS Word setup disk.'
Tech Support: 'Did you buy Microsoft Word?'
Tech Support: 'Thank you for calling. May I have your phone number beginning with area code first, please?' There was a pregnant pause, then a series of touch tones.
Tech Support: 'Hello? I need your phone number, please'. More touch tones.
Tech Support: 'Hi, can you hear me?'
Tech Support: 'Great, then can you please tell me your phone number so I can pull up your file?' More touch tones.
Tech Support: 'Sir, what's
Tech Support: 'Great, now can you tell me your phone number?' Touch tones again.
Tech Support: 'Please, tell me your
Tech Support: 'Yes sir, if you don't mind, but can you please just tell me verbally?' Touch tones yet again.
Tech Support: 'Sir, contrary to popular opinion,
support is not half machine. I'll need you to verbally tell me your phone number with your mouth so I can bring up your account info, got it?'
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