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Will and Guy's Computer Jokes - Funny Busted Machine Stories
∇1) Lost Your Internet Connection Lately?
2) They Said I Couldn't Break ItAbout a year ago, Jason, the company's top computer engineer, was called
out to make field service. When he got to the lady's house and was let in,
the first thing he noticed was the smell of gunpowder. The second thing he
saw was the double barrelled 12-gauge shotgun lying across her lap. And the
third thing was the big gaping hole in her computer screen.
Jason looked at her. She was a little grey haired woman, around 60 or so. Had she? Not possible. Still, he
had to ask. Jason: 'Did you shoot...?' Little Old Lady: 'Yes, I got a little mad at the computer, the program would not load. Tech Support told me that I couldn't hurt it, but I think they were wrong. Can you salvage anything?' 3) Malcolm's ID 10 Service CallMiriam was having trouble with her computer. So Miriam called Malcolm the computer wiz-kid and asked him to come over and look at her computer. Malcolm clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. Malcolm gave Miriam a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, Miriam called after him, 'So, what was wrong?' He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.' Miriam didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? Malcolm, what does that error mean, just in case I need to fix it again?' Malcolm grinned, 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?' 'No,' Miriam replied. 'Write it down, 'he said, 'and Miriam think you'll figure it out.' So Miriam wrote down...... I D 1 0 T. ¢4) Ooops A Cautionary Tale of an UPS Disaster by Guy ThomasI sometimes take on work on the basis of ' no fix - no fee' . So I went to a company advertising for a consultant to find the bottleneck on their network. To my delight, I got a contract. However, when I turned up, there were long faces all round, the server room had been burnt down. Before I abandoned the job, I thought at least they could tell me what had
happened. After a long pause, the junior techie blurted out that the UPS
spilt neat acid onto a pile paper, the acid burnt the paper starting a fire.
Cardboard boxes in the room also caught fire and that
in turn burnt down the server. Well no work for me, but a moral to one
and all, add: 'I must service the UPS'
to your disaster recovery plan. Footnote 5) Help Is A-foot - New Computer Engineer
6) Two Heads Better Than One?
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