New Year Humor - Jokes and Funny Pictures

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New Year Humor - Jokes and Funny Pictures

This page is a mini sitemap for Will and Guy's New Year humor. Enjoy our jokes, riddles and funny New Year pictures.

New Year Humor - Topics

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A Bad Dream?

Jemima was taking an afternoon nap on New Year's Eve before the festivities. After she woke up, she confided to Max, her husband, 'I just dreamed that you gave me a diamond ring for a New Year's present. What do you think it all means?'

'Aha, you'll know tonight,' answered Max smiling broadly.

At midnight , as the New Year was chiming, Max approached Jemima and handed her small package. Delighted and excited she opened it quickly. There in her hand rested a book entitled: 'The meaning of dreams'.

Introduction to the Mari Lwyd Tradition

The custom of the Mari Lwyd (Grey Mare) is unique to Wales. What happened on or around New Year's Eve was this, a group of friends would dress up in costume with the star attraction being a real horse's head. What distinguishes the Mari Lwyd celebrations from other types of New Year merriment is that the revellers challenge house-holders to a singing contest in Welsh. In a nutshell the Mari Lwyd tradition is wassail singing par excellence, with mummer animal head costumes, coupled with trick-or-treat menace. See more about the Mari Lwyd

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Maeshowe Orkney Isles (Scotland) Cairn built 5,500 years ago

At the winter solstice, the sun is so low in the Orkney islands that it's rays light up the back wall of the cairn. This only happens once a year on the shortest day - weather permitting. It's fascinating to think how our ancestors not only calculated what would happen, but had the time and patience to construct the aperture.

New Year - Key Questions

How to tell that you have entered a new year:

You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
The concept of using real money instead of credit or debit to make a purchase is foreign to you.
Your daughter just bought a CD of all the records your college roommate used to play.

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