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Christmas Humor - Jokes, Riddles and Funny Pictures

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Christmas Humor - Jokes, Riddles and Funny Pictures

This page is a mini sitemap for Will and Guy's Christmas humor. Enjoy our jokes, riddles, videos and funny Christmas pictures for the festive season.

Christmas Humor - Topics

Christmas Lights Videos

Examples of our Christmas Humor

Stages of Christmas

When you consider Christmas, there are four stages in your life:-

1) You believe in Santa
2) You don't believe in Santa
3) You are Santa
4) You look like Santa

Christmas Warnings

19 people have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.

31 people have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy and an Honest Lawyer

Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? The old drunk, of course, the other three are mythological creatures.

Santa Claus sledge needs a tow

Santa Claus' sledge broke down on Christmas Eve. He flagged down a passing motorist and asked, 'Can you help me fix my sledge, please?'

'Sorry,' the motorist replied, 'I'm not a mechanic – I'm a podiatrist.'

'In that case,' retorted Santa, 'Can you give me a tow?'……….[toe]

Christmas Humor - Cracker Riddle

What did the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine?
This will sleigh you.

Q. What's Christmas called in England?
A. Yule Britannia! (English Christmas Humor!)

School Nativity - Urban Myth

The boy who was playing the Inn Keeper was fed up of his insignificant role, so when Joseph knocked and asked if there was any room in the inn. Instead of saying 'No' as he was supposed to, the young prima donna said, 'Come in Joseph and Mary, there is plenty of room in my inn.'

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Snowman

Polar Bear Meets Husky

Christmas Videos

Christmas tree lights - outside

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