When you consider Christmas, there are four stages in your life:-
1) You believe in Santa
2) You don't
believe in Santa
3) You are Santa
4) You look like Santa
Christmas Warnings
19 people have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.
31 people have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy and an Honest Lawyer
Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? The old drunk, of
course, the other three are mythological creatures.
Santa Claus' sledge broke down on Christmas Eve. He flagged down a passing motorist and asked, 'Can you help me fix my sledge, please?'
'Sorry,' the motorist replied, 'I'm not a mechanic – I'm a
podiatrist.'
'In that case,' retorted Santa, 'Can you give me a tow?'……….[toe]
Christmas Humor - Cracker Riddle
What did the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine?
This will sleigh you.
Q. What's
Christmas called in England? A. Yule Britannia! (English Christmas Humor!)
School Nativity - Urban Myth
The boy who was playing the Inn Keeper was fed up of his insignificant role, so when Joseph knocked and asked if there was any room in the inn. Instead of saying 'No'
as he was
supposed to, the young prima donna said, 'Come in Joseph and Mary, there is plenty of room in my inn.'
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