Here are some famous Christmas quotes from the movies. As
usual, we have a mixture of happy and sad quotes.
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know... the
birth of Santa. Bart Simpson
Snowman: Did you hear about the church that
burned down? Statler, Waldorf: Holy smoke! Muppets
Doris: Would you please tell her that you're
not really Santa Claus, that there actually is no such person? Kris Kringle: Well, I hate to disagree with you,
but not only is there such a person, but here I am to prove it. 'Miracle on 34th Street' (A quote from one of the best Christmas movies)
Look, Daddy. Teacher says every time a bell rings, an angel gets
his wings. It's A Wonderful Life
Charlie, stay away from those things. They're reindeer, you
don't know where they've been. They all look like they've got key
lime disease. The Santa Clause
Rats. Nobody sent me a Christmas card today. I almost wish there
weren't a holiday season. I know nobody likes me. Why do we have to
have a holiday season to emphasize it? Charlie Brown Christmas
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
'The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity
scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons.
T hey couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.' JayLeno
Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and
adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what
they want and their kids pay for it. Richard Lamm
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never
seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right
to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself. Benjamin
'I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a
note on it saying, toys not included.' BernardManning
'I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took
me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.'
'Let me see if I've got this Santa business straight. You say he
wears a beard, has no discernible source of income and flies to
cities all over the world under cover of darkness? You sure this guy
isn't laundering illegal drug money?' TomArmstrong
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve.
Old age is when you're forced to. Bill Vaughn