Santa Claus Shot
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Santa Claus Shot
Bad news, Killjoy strikes.
(One of the funniest, most apt sketches that Will and Guy have seen this Christmas.)
Santa's Visit - What Really Happened
Nice one Harry, how are you going to explain this to the kids??!
It was early December, Christmas was on the horizon. My grandfather had been playing father Christmas at the Lions party. When he got home that night, he carried the rented Santa suit in one arm and his gun in the other. When his 7-year old grandson Eddie saw his grandfather he was devastated.
Bursting in tears and running to his Mother, he cried, "Grandpa shot Santa Claus!"
A Santa Claus is facing the sack from a Dutch shopping centre after he smacked a young boy for pulling his beard.
Peter Hendriks hit the boy on the backside in front of dozens of shoppers in the town of Rijswijk. Defending his actions, he said: 'If I hadn't done that, he would have pulled off my beard and dozens of children would have been traumatised.'
A helicopter ferrying Santa Claus was shot down over the Nova Mare slum in Rio according to a reputable Reuters report. Santa was going to perform at a children's party when his chopper was fired on from below.
Fortunately nobody was injured.
Rio's Nova Mare section, one of the city's 700-plus slums, is an area know for drug trafficking. Police do not patrol these areas regularly but rather raid them from time-to-time with armored vehicles or helicopters. Brazilian authorities say the shooting was likely a case of mistaken identity.
Later the brave Santa later returned to Nova Mare by car to distribute the gifts to the deserving children
Santa Stretchered Off
24 December 2013
South Korean military photo of Santa's sled engulfed in a fireball after being shot down by the North Koreans.
Pyongyang, North Korea - Santa Claus, the jolly old elf loved by billions of children worldwide, has died. He was shot down early this morning while on his way to South Korea to deliver presents to the country's few thousand Christian children. While flying near the Korean DMZ, Claus was struck and killed by a surface-to-air missile thought to have been launched by the North Koreans.
The missile exploded on impact, obliterating Santa and his sleigh. His remains and those of his nine flying reindeer landed on the South Korean side of the border and were quickly recovered by the South Korean military. "We've recovered most of the remains but there isn't much left. There are bits of human remains and some of the red fabric of Santa's suit but there isn't much left of the big guy. All that is left of the reindeer are bits of skin and reindeer fur although Rudolph's head was actually mostly intact" said South Korean General Cho Seung Hui.
The devastating news comes as millions of children across Europe and North America wake up to no Christmas presents. Because Santa starts his journey in the eastern hemisphere, he had just started his run when he was shot down and killed. He had just finished delivering to eastern Russia and was headed down to Korea and Japan when he was killed. He even stopped off in North Korea to give food to the millions of starving North Koreans before he was killed crossing over in to the South. Children in Australia were also left without presents this Christmas.
Santa Shot in the Wood
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