Here are Will and Guy's
favourite schoolboy howlers. These are funy answers to exam questions, were culled by
teachers reading through 1,000s of answers. Here are their moments of fun amid tedious schoolboy writing.
Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ids of March murdered him because they
thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: 'Tee hee, Brutus'
Louis Pasteur discovered a
cure for rabbis. Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the Organ of the Species. Madman Curie discovered radio. And Karl Marx became one of the Marx brothers.
Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and travelled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such
that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career
suffered a dramatic decline.
Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but another man of that name.
The inhabitants of Egypt were called mummies. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and travelled by Camelot.
The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
The Pyramids are a range of mountains between France and Spain.
In midevil times most people were alliterate. The greatest
writer of the futile ages was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verses and also wrote literature.
Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses
then went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.
Gravity was invented by
Isaac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn.
Beethoven wrote music even though he was
deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.