2012 Tour de France Humour
2012 Tour de France
One thing to remember about the Tour de France is that it's French. Furthermore, the Tour de France typifies its country in the way that baseball is quintessentially American, and Wimbledon English. What saddens French cyclist aficionados is the way that foreigners now dominate their national sport.
2012 Tour de France Humour
Tour de France 2010 - Started in Rotterdam
The Tour de France has ridden through the city of Rotterdam three times before: in 1954, in 1978, and in 1978 the Tour made a third procession through the city.
Results of the 2009 Tour de France
Yellow Jersey 21 Alberto CONTADOR of ASTANA 85h 48' 35"
The French have a great penchant for laughing out loud at crude or trivial jokes, while Anglophiles prefer subtler humour. As a result, it is easier to tell a racy joke at a French café than in an English pub.
As well as bouffonnerie, the French also like cutting remarks designed to wound rather than to amuse. Thus, compared with English humour, Gallic wit is cruel rather than kind, and intellectual rather than absurd. French love their irreverent Astérix books, British prefer Monty Python sketches. I would also suggest that we British are better at laughing at ourselves than the French.
The tour riders are truly multi-national, here are examples of a linguistic misunderstand that could occur between a Frenchman and Australian.
Cyril Dessel to Cadel Evans: Chaussee deformer? (Are you a
Yellow - Maillot Jaune
The Yellow Jersey of the Tour de France is awarded to the rider with the quickest overall time and is, therefore, the race leader. It was created in 1919 as an homage to the yellow paper of l'Auto magazine, founder of the Tour de France in 1903.
Eddy Merckx wore the Maillot Jaune for a record 111 days. This Eddy did because he was a good time time-trialist, proficient climber and great 'Le Patron' of the race.
Green - Maillot Vert
The next most prestigious jersey is given to the leader in the points classification which rewards sprinters. During each stage, points are attributed during the intermediary sprints and at the finish. The jersey was introduced in 1953.
Germany's Erik Zabel won it a record six consecutive times between 1996 and 2001. In 2010, can 'Cav' go all the way to Paris, and in the process win the points classification?
Polka Dot - Maillot à Pois Rouges
Awarded to the rider who earns most of the points at each summit of a hill or pass. The winner is known as the 'King of the Mountains'.
Although the award was introduced in 1933, this distinctive jersey was not introduced until 1975.
White - Maillot Blanc
In 2010 Andy Schleck is considered a 'shoo in', an even bigger favourite than Alberto Contador to win the overall race.
A cartoon has appeared in Le Monde, the French newspaper, which perhaps sums up the French attitude to the Tour. Unable to provide a Frenchman as overall winner since Bernard Hinault the French people look upon Lance Armstrong with a mixture of ignorance and vitriol:
'Lance Armstrong is unbelievable.............He walked on the moon, he survived cancer, he won the Tour de France seven times, he revolutionized jazz..........and you're telling me he isn't on drugs?'
Thanks to Jason Burke, journalist: The Observer.
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