Funny Inglish Humor
Indian English or South-Asian English comprises several dialects or varieties of English spoken primarily in the Indian subcontinent. These dialects evolved during and after the colonial rule of Britain in India.
Examples of Funny Inglish
Will and Guy have trawled the net and found these amusing and hilarious examples of Inglish; we do not wish to poke fun at our Indian friends but admit that these items are funny.
Wrong: What o'clock you are coming for dinner?
Wrong: Mind me to get some flowers this evening.
Wrong: Can you capable work this Sunday?
Wrong: Both the three of you to do field duty.
Wrong: If you can do, do. If you cannot, admit
English and Inglish
Fewer than a quarter of a million people speak English as their first language. With the exception of some families who communicate primarily in English, as well as members of the relatively small Anglo-Indian community numbering less than half a million, speakers of Indian English use it as a second or third language, after their respective Indian language(s).
Several idiomatic forms, derived from Indian literary and vernacular language, also have made their way into Indian English. Despite this diversity, there is general homogeneity in syntax and vocabulary among the varieties of Indian English.
For the better off, fluent English and a "good" accent convey status faster than titles, names, addresses or offshore bank accounts.
Examples of Funny Inglish / Indianisms or Incorrect Indian English
They might say: Seriously, she is a good person.
They might say: I only told her to do that.
They might say: Tom was not there but.
They might say: She had so much of work to do that .....
They might say: Let us discuss about this.
English has been with India since the early 1600's, when the East India Company started trading and English missionaries first began their efforts.
The English which is spoken in India is different from that spoken in other regions of the world, and it is regarded as the unique variety which is called Indian English or Inglish.
Indians also shorten many words to create commonly used terms.
Enthusiasm is called enthu; as such, it can be used in new ways. One can say, 'That guy has a lot of enthu.' While this is simply an abbreviation, enthu can also be used as an adjective where enthusiasm cannot, as in 'He's a real enthu guy.'
The same applies for fundamentals, which is shortened as fundas. 'She knows her fundas.' What is interesting about fundas is that when the -as ending is dropped and -u is added, it takes on a new meaning and can be used in a new way. Fundu basically means wonderful or brilliant. One can say 'He is a fundu person' or even 'He is fundu.'
Another example is the practice in Mumbai of adding -fy to a Hindi word to indicate that an action is being done to someone by someone. From the Hindi word muska, to muskafy means to flatter somebody or to butter them up. Similarly, to pataofy is the action of wooing someone.
Examples of Inglish Acronyms
Inglish Information Gleaned from Jason Baldridge [UK - Daily Telegraph]
Hilarious and Funny Examples of Indian English
Entry From Backside Only, refers to a phrase commonly used on signposts in India to indicate the rear entrance of a building
Dear sir, with reference to your above see my below - popular opening line in official letters.
Perhaps the most endearing aspect of Indian English is the way it has preserved forms now regarded as highly old-fashioned in Britain. Addresses such as "Good sir" and questions like "May I know your good name?" are commonplace, as are terms like "tiffin" and "cantonment".
Will and Guy have learned that India's downtrodden "untouchables" are to open a temple to a "Goddess of the English language" in honour of Lord Macaulay, an architect of the British Empire.
Leaders of India's low-caste Dalits [meaning literally the broken people] are to celebrate the opening of a temple shaped like a desktop computer to inspire "untouchable" children to improve their prospects in life by learning English. They believe learning English will open up new opportunities for India's 160 million Dalits in higher education and high-status government careers.
Dalits are India's most persecuted caste and its members suffer violence and discrimination throughout the country.
Leaders of the influential Dalit movement in Uttar Pradesh state, where the pro-dalit Bahujan Samaj Party is in power, believe more could escape the worst aspects of "untouchability" if they master the English language.
A foundation stone was laid in April and a 30 inch brass statue of the "goddess" was dispatched from New Delhi to Lakimpuri Kheri village in Uttar Pradesh where campaigners are hoping to open the temple formally in honour of Lord Macaulay, the 19th Century colonial official who sought to create an English-speaking Indian middle-class elite.
'She is the symbol of Dalit renaissance,' Chandra Bhan Prasad, a Dalit writer who came up with the idea of the Goddess of English, told us. 'She holds a pen in her right hand which shows she is literate. She is dressed well and sports a huge hat - it's a symbol of defiance that she is rejecting the old traditional dress code. In her left hand, she holds a book which is the constitution of India which gave Dalits equal rights. She stands on top of a computer which means we will use English to rise up the ladder and become free forever.'
Mr Prasad also says the importance of English cannot be overstated in today's India.
'It's not possible to get by in today's world without English. Even to communicate with people in other Indian states, you need to know either the local language or English. Since you cannot learn multiple Indian languages, English has to be used as the link language.'
English, he believes, will increase the Dalit youths' chances of getting into institutes of higher education and improve their employment prospects and raise their position in society from low menial jobs to careers in law, education and government.
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