Funny No Parking Signs
We have a collection of funny no parking signs from streets, lanes, and even on the water!
With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Melbourne City Council, Australia has established a "Women Only" parking lot.
Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons.
Please see below for the first picture available of this world-first parking lot in Australia:
What do you do if you see a space man?
Park in it - man!
Absolutely No Bottom Washing Permitted
Where did the above notice really come from? A laundrette? A street in Washington?
The truth: This sign was seen at a boat launching ramp in Hingham, Massachusetts, USA.
A newly discovered species of tree has been named 'No Parking'. What happened was the National Museum of Wales set about finding new species, or sub-species of trees. They discovered a new whitebeam and named it 'Sorbus no parking'.
The team did not confine their search to Wales and they found this new tree growing in a layby at Watersmeet in North Devon, UK. As this was a layby, a local official had once nailed a 'No Parking' sign to the trunk of this particular tree.
When they listed the no parking whitebeam in Watsonia, the official journal of the Botanical Society of the British Isles, they chickened out and called it Sorbus admonitor (Admonish tell-off).
Two anniversaries coincided with this search for new species in March 2009, the bicentenary of Charles Darwin's birth and the 150th anniversary of the publication of his seminal work 'Origin of the Species' in 1859.
It never rains, but it pours.
All give and no take.
Yellow Line Fever.
One morning Michael Dickinson of Hendon, parked his car perfectly legally. The road had never had any parking restrictions. However, when he returned in the afternoon, he could see that a yellow line had been painted up to his car, and furthermore a warden had slapped a parking ticket on his windscreen.
Zero sense of natural justice.
No Parking Yourself on The Floor!
Will and Guy's Top Ten Fun Quotes About Parking which Set You Thinking
Parking Meter - Funny Joke
On a visit to Boston, I noticed a parking meter with a paper sack over it upon which was written: "Broken."
A sceptical parking officer removed the bag, inserted a quarter in the meter and turned the dial. It worked perfectly. As the officer began to write a parking ticket, the car's owner rushed out of a nearby building.
'What are you doing?' he yelled after a quick glance at the meter. 'There's plenty of time left!'
Original written by Thomas Ellsworth
Picture kindly sent in by Maurice O'Brien. We would love to see how those busy workmen moved that parked van!
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