Funny No Parking Signs

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No Parking Ever

New, Improved Parking Lot

With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Melbourne City Council, Australia has established a "Women Only" parking lot.

Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons.

Please see below for the first picture available of this world-first parking lot in Australia:

Improved Parking Lots

Funny Parking Signs - For Boats!

No Parking for Ships

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What do you do if you see a space man?

Park in it - man!

No Parking

Absolutely No Bottom Washing PermittedNo Bottom Washing

No Bottom Washing - Silly Sign

Where did the above notice really come from?  A laundrette?  A street in Washington? 

The truth: This sign was seen at a boat launching ramp in Hingham, Massachusetts, USA.

Whitebeam 'No Parking' TreeNo Parking Tree

A newly discovered species of tree has been named 'No Parking'. What happened was the National Museum of Wales set about finding new species, or sub-species of trees. They discovered a new whitebeam and named it 'Sorbus no parking'.

The team did not confine their search to Wales and they found this new tree growing in a layby at Watersmeet in North Devon, UK.  As this was a layby, a local official had once nailed a 'No Parking' sign to the trunk of this particular tree.

When they listed the no parking whitebeam in Watsonia, the official journal of the Botanical Society of the British Isles, they chickened out and called it Sorbus admonitor (Admonish tell-off).

Two anniversaries coincided with this search for new species in March 2009, the bicentenary of Charles Darwin's birth and the 150th anniversary of the publication of his seminal work 'Origin of the Species' in 1859.

 Parking - For Trees?

Parking for Trees

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Incongruous Flood and No Footway Sign

No Footway - Funny SignNo Muddy Vehicles

It never rains, but it pours.

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No Parking MeterNot So Funny Parking Notices

All give and no take.
As nurses in a National Blood Service van were taking blood from volunteer blood donors, so a jobsworth was issuing a parking.  The parking attendant informed the amazed driver that he did not have permission to be in a parking bay.  One anonymous donors said he had been giving blood in the same spot for 4 years without trouble.  Zero public spirit.

Yellow Line Fever.
Mike Fox of Salisbury Road, West Ealing, London, kindly agreed that contractors could move his car so that they could paint yellow lines.  A waiting traffic warden pounced and issued a parking ticket in the spot where the contractors had parked Mike's car.

One morning Michael Dickinson of Hendon, parked his car perfectly legally.  The road had never had any parking restrictions.  However, when he returned in the afternoon, he could see that a yellow line had been painted up to his car, and furthermore a warden had slapped a parking ticket on his windscreen. 

Zero sense of natural justice.

Would Parking Be The Only Thing You CAN Do?Church Salvation

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No Parking Yourself on The Floor!

No Parking Yourself

 

Will and Guy's Top Ten Fun Quotes About Parking which Set You Thinking

  1. A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan
  2. I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and I''s supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far. - Billy Connolly
  3. I don't even know how to use a parking meter, let alone a phone box. - Princess Diana
  4. Probably the single most important thing about the Nobel Prize for most people is whether they get the coveted parking space on campus.  - Saul Perlmutter
  5. I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space. - Laura Kightlinger
  6. Restore human legs as a means of travel. Pedestrians rely on food for fuel and need no special parking facilities. - Lewis Mumford
  7. Too many children are being parked in substandard day care with workers who make little more than a parking attendant. - Bill Nelson
  8. When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile. - Bob Edwards
  9. You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen; it said 'Parking Fine.' - Tommy Cooper
  10. In some Chicago neighbourhoods, looking for a parking space is not unlike panning for gold.- Gary Washburn

Parking Meter - Funny Joke

On a visit to Boston, I noticed a parking meter with a paper sack over it upon which was written: "Broken."

A sceptical parking officer removed the bag, inserted a quarter in the meter and turned the dial. It worked perfectly. As the officer began to write a parking ticket, the car's owner rushed out of a nearby building.

'What are you doing?' he yelled after a quick glance at the meter. 'There's plenty of time left!'

Original written by Thomas Ellsworth

Bollards!

No Parking Yourself

Picture kindly sent in by Maurice O'Brien.  We would love to see how those busy workmen moved that parked van!

No Trespassing

No Tresspassing

Exposure may cause: Sterility, rectal shrinkage, urinary clumping and in some cases, EXTREME NASAL HAIR!

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