Funny French Jokes
Will believes that this Thomas Jefferson quote reflects his Francophile viewpoint: 'Every man has two countries, his own and France.'
Guy muses that we poke fun at the English, Welsh, Scottish and Irish, thus it would be insulting to ignore the French!
The makers of French's Mustard made the following recent statement, 'We at the French's Company wish to put an end to statements that our product is manufactured in France. There is no relationship, nor has there ever been a relationship, between our mustard and the country of France. Indeed, our mustard is manufactured in Rochester, NY. The only thing we have in common is that we are both yellow.'
Why wouldn't the Statue of Liberty work in France?
What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
Do you know what's the difference between a chimpanzee and a Frenchman?
Incredible Image Captured from Underneath the Eiffel Tower
Frog cartoon by JC
The French will eat almost anything. A young cook, Jean Luc, decided that the French would enjoy feasting on rabbits and decided to raise rabbits in Paris and sell them to the finer restaurants in the city.
Jean Luc searched all over Paris seeking a suitable place to raise his rabbits. None could be found.
Finally, an old priest, Father Pierre, at the cathedral said he could have a small area behind the rectory for his rabbits. Jean Luc successfully raised a number of them, and when he went about Paris selling them.
One restaurant owner asked him where he got such fresh rabbits. Jean Luc replied with a smile, 'I raise them myself, near the cathedral. In fact, I have ... a hutch back of Notre Dame.'
Coup de grace - A lawn mower.
Moi aussi - I am an Australian.
Pain prune - I cut myself with the secateurs.
Parke le char - My tea is cold.
* Andouillette is a coarse-grained smoked tripe sausage made with pork or occasionally veal, chitterlings, pepper, wine, onions, and seasonings.
Named Les Folies Berbères, a North African restaurant in Jonzac, France: a clever pun on Les Folies Bergère music hall in Paris.
Guy: How do you get a French waiter's attention?
Sign Found in a Hotel Room
In Case of Fire in Your Room:
Keep calm, don't yell 'Fire.
Défense De Fumer?
Found in a café in France and quite obviously an old sign. Will has found that in rural France the smoking ban is not always adhered to.
Will thinks these two are members of the French football team.
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