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It has to be said that researching this topic is tempting fate, but just as flames can be mesmerising, so we Will and Guy find funny fire safety pictures hypnotic.

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  1. How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start your barbecue?
  2. A fireman had two sons. What did he name them?
    Hosea and Hoseb
  3. Bryan calls the fire department and says, 'Yes, I have just had my front yard landscaped, I have a nice new flower bed, a new fish pond with a fountain and a new rose garden.'

    'Very nice too,' Martin, the fire-fighter says, 'but what does that have to do with the fire service?'

    'Well, it's like this,' Bryan answers, 'the house next door is on fire and I don't want you to trample my front yard.'
  4. When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher.

    'Pull the pin like a hand grenade,' he explained, 'then depress the trigger to release the foam.'

    Later an employee was selected to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking lot. In her nervousness, she forgot to pull the pin. The instructor hinted, 'Like a hand grenade, remember?'

    In a burst of confidence she pulled the pin, and hurled the extinguisher at the blaze.
  5. Fire investigators on Maui, Hawaii, USA, have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a $127,000 home last month: a short circuit in the homeowner's newly installed fire prevention alarm system.

    'This is even worse than la
    st year,' said the distraught homeowner, 'when someone broke in and stole my new security system.'
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Legendary weather forecaster Sonny Elliot of WWJ 950, once told of a man who had two wooden legs:-

His house caught fire.  A neighbour called 911 and firemen responded. They saved the house but the man burned to the ground.

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Sitting through fire safety and prevention programs can make anyone nod off.  So the instructor tried to lighten the mood by going around the room asking where all the guests were from.

'Burnt Mattress, Arkansas,' called out the friend sitting next to me.

'Burnt Mattress?' said the instructor, suppressing a laugh. 'I've heard some unusual town names before, but never that one. Where's it located?'

My friend shot back, 'Right above Hot Springs.'

Over lunch Martha said she hadn't the heart to tell the group that she was from Firetown, Connecticut.

Allegedly a true story.

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Strange, Bizarre and Hilarious Call Outs to the Fire Brigade

Funny Firefighter Reports from Middle England As told to Will and Guy, we can bring to you these examples of bizarre 'phone calls to the Fire Stations of EnglandFunny Fire Portrait

  • A toddler who stuck his head in a toilet training seat
  • A child who trapped his finger in a plughole
  • A person who accidentally choked themselves on a dog lead
  • Our favourite - A woman called 999 [USA 911] and reported that she had shut herself inside the cupboard she had been building
  • Firefighters used hydraulic cutting equipment to release a child who was wedged in playground equipment
  • A staggering 49 people also dialed 999 to have rings removed from their fingers.
  • Last New Year's Eve the fire service attended after a drunken man got trapped in a pair of handcuffs.
  • One man managed to drive to the fire station despite accidentally impaling his foot with a garden fork while a husband needed rescuing after jamming his toe in his bath tap.

Neil Mayne, a firefighter for nearly 30 years informed us, 'You do get some strange ones. We've got all sorts of equipment to help free people, from the big jaws of life we use to pull mangled cars apart to smaller cutters for delicate work in sensitive areas.'

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Two ladies were discussing the merits of policeman and fireman's functions.

Edna: Why is it that fireman always seem to have bigger balls than policeman?

Joyce: Why, it's because they sell more tickets.

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The Place: 'Burning Bush'  The Date: 1233 BC.
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