Funny Electrical Safety Pictures

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Will and Guy's collection of funny electrical stories, jokes and striking pictures.

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Electrical Safety Pictures  - Lightning Nearly Strikes Man

Lightning strikes man - nearly

Top Ten Funny Electrical 'Shorts'Funny Electric Pictures

  1. What is the definition of a shock absorber?
    A careless electrician.
  2. Do you know how an electrician tells if he's working with AC or DC power? If it's AC, his teeth chatter when he grabs the conductors. If it's DC, they just clamp together.
  3. What did the light bulb say to the generator?
    I really get a charge out of you.
  4. What Thomas Edison's mother might have said to her son: Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb.
    Now turn it off and get to bed.
  5. Sign on the side of the electrician's van: Let Us Get Rid of Your Shorts.
  6. Two atoms were walking down the street one day, when one of them exclaimed, 'Oh no - I've lost an electron!'
    'Are you sure?' the other one asked.
    'Yes,' replied the first one, 'I'm positive.'
  7. Why are electricians always up to date?
    Because they are "current" specialists.
  8. What would you call a power failure? 
    A current event.
  9. Did you hear about the silly gardener?
    He planted a light bulb and thought he would get a power plant.
  10. How do you pick out a dead battery from a pile of good ones?
    It's got no spark.

Nasty Shock

If At First You Don't Succeed....

Terrifying Electrics

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An Electrical JokeFunny Electric Joke

A chemist, a biologist and an electrical engineer were on death row waiting to go in the electric chair.

The chemist was brought forward first. 'Do you have anything you want to say?' asked the executioner, strapping him in.

'No,' replied the chemist. The executioner flicked the switch and nothing happened. Under this particular State's law, if an execution attempt fails, the prisoner is to be released, so the chemist was released.
Then the biologist was brought forward. 'Do you have anything you want to say?'

'No, just get on with it.' The executioner flicked the switch, and again nothing happened, so the biologist was released.

Then the electrical engineer was brought forward. 'Do you have anything you want to say?' asked the executioner.

'Yes,' replied the engineer. 'If you swap the red and the blue wires over, you might make this thing work.'

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Funny Electrical Safety Cartoon

Two workmen were digging foundations when one of them started shouting and jumping about.  The other one thought his partner had hit an underground power cable and was being electrocuted so following good health and safety practice used a shovel to separate him from the electricity.

Luckily for the first worker he wasn't getting an electric shock but was panicking after a wasp had flown up his trousers.  Fortunately he didn't get stung, but the second worker hit him so hard with the shovel that his shoulder was dislocated.

Funny Electrical Cartoon

On a more serious note... get advice from the experts for safety, liability and property risk

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Terrifying Electrics Terrifying Electrics

In the 1980's Will and family lived for a while in Yucatán, Mexico, and it was there that he learned something about the importance of electrical safety.

Between the months of April and September it rained. Not just showers or drizzle but tropical rainfall, in torrents, which would last for up to two hours every day and because Mérida had no proper drainage the city and environs would be flooded.

Many homes had bare electrical wires showing both inside and out and the rain would cause power cuts and short circuits - every afternoon.

Amazing, frightening and dangerous. These electric photos remind Will of that time and although they may produce a smile or a wry laugh they also could have serious consequences.

Terrifying Electrics

Who Will Pay the Fine?Funny Safety Insurance

Electrical Warning Sign

Please feel free to use our examples if you are preparing an electrical safety programme!  If you can give us a credit, so much the better.

Another Pictures of Electrical Safety
Dodgy Lighting    ---------------   Shocking Shower

Safety WiresShocking shower

Be Careful!  Try not to touch the shower - SHOCK -

Joking aside... If you have suffered an accident at work then help may be at hand.

A Funny and Shocking Safety Story

Mike was a farmer being attended to by a junior doctor at a casualty department for a broken wrist when was asked the standard question, 'How did you get the injury?'

Mike replied that he would tell the truth but that the doc would not believe it.

Funny Safety WaterFinishing some work in the cow shed Mike had walked back over the yard towards his house when he noticed a stone in his boot. Just as he bent down to get the stone out, it started to rain heavily. He hopped into the nearest doorway and continued to shake his foot to move the stone.

Johnnie, his farmhand was walking into the yard at that moment and saw Mike with one hand resting on the electrical terminal box twitching his leg like a mad man. It looked like his boss was being electrocuted so he grabbed a lump of wood and following best safety practices "broke contact" by whacking the Mike's hand away from the electrical source.

Johnnie's next job was to drive Mike, his boss, to the hospital.

Electrical Safety Day

Electrical Safety Day April 28th

Health and Safety Day is actually on April 28th.

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