Funny Easter Quotes
Will and Guy's collection of funny Easter quotes.
"My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper." Amy Sedaris
"I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling for help on the way home every night. Things are so tough in Chicago that at Easter time, for bunnies the little kids use porcupines." Fred Allen
"A strangely reflective, even melancholy day. Is that because, unlike our cousins in the northern hemisphere, Easter is not associated with the energy and vitality of spring but with the more subdued spirit of autumn." Hugh Mackay
"Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there." Clarence W. Hall
"There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE." Linda Grayson, "The Pickwick Papers"
"All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!" Lucy Van Pelt, "Peanuts"
Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter Sunday.
General Easter Quotes
Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. S.D. Gordon
He who wants Lent to seem short should contract a debt to be repaid at Easter. Italian Proverb
Easter tells us that life is to be interpreted not simply in terms of things but in terms of ideals. Charles M. Crowe
Easter, so longed for, is gone in a day. James Howell
Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
Q: Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
Q. What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?
Q. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Q: What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Five Reasons to Celebrate Easter
Since 1878 the White House Easter Egg Roll has taken place on the South Lawn. In 2009 President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama are continuing the Easter tradition, started by President Rutherford B. Hayes.
The theme for 2009 is "Let's Go Play", clearly setting an example for children to more active pursuits. This is the first year when people can apply for tickets online. We do hope that President Obama's daughters Malia and Sasha will take part in the White House Easter Egg Roll on April 13th.
An Easter Egg hunt is a wonderful game for adults to organize for children. Years ago it was something that parents did in their downstairs rooms, nowadays it the Easter Egg Hunt has evolved into an outdoor event for the whole neighbourhood.
Organization plus the greater expanse has created more creative opportunities both for the egg hiding places and the clues to locate the chocolate treasure. If you are the organizer try to make it as fun as possible, the secret is to keep them them moving and keep them guessing.
Sign on bathroom door
Easter Bunny Footprints
Another twist for your Easter egg hunt is to use bunny footprints to give the children clues where to look for the eggs.
Memorable Easter Egg Hunt Story
Emma and Tony thought they would give their toddlers a special Easter egg hunt. Firstly, Emma hit upon the idea of sprinkling talc on the wooden floor, then using the bunny footprints, they created a trail in the talcum powder.
In the lounge Tony not only placed carrots at strategic points, but also gnawed them to look like the rabbits had been there. One neat touch was to leave a spilt saucer of milk in the kitchen.
This Easter bunny scene was so realistic that on Easter Sunday morning their children Ken and Lizzy rushed into our bedroom, screaming: 'the Easter bunny has been'.
Over the years the story has been relived and embellished, 20 years on I am not sure who is the more embarrassed the parents, or the now grown-up children.
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