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A New Meanings To: 'Take the Plunge'

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Amateur Rock Climbers' Wedding

It's not every bride who wears huge boots beneath her wedding dress say Will and Guy. However, that's what Hana donned along with her delicate pink gown. Meanwhile, her husband-to-be swapped his usual climbing gear in favour of a smart black suit and pink bow tie.

Rather than hold the ceremony in a church the couple swapped vows while perched on a tall, sandstone rock in Mseno in the Czech Republic. While the official conducting the service stayed on firmer ground, the bride, groom and bridesmaid nimbly leapt from one rock to another.

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Bride Wears Dress Made of Wool Bride Fleeced

Shepherdess Louise Fairburn loves her sheep - so got married in a woollen wedding dress made entirely from shearing some of her own flock.

Louise also carried a Bo-beep style crook instead of a bouquet, guests were given chocolate sheep-shaped favours and the ring bearer's cushion was made from a fleece. Mrs Fairburn, amazed guests with the unique gown she designed herself made with wool from one of her Lincoln Longwools called 'Olivia'. She extended the woolly theme to the rest of her big day with groom Ian, 42, also wearing a woollen waistcoat made from one of the couple's flock.

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Bride Was a PictureBride was a picture

A Texan woman had a wedding cake made into a life-sized model of herself.  Chidi Ogbuta, 35, had the 5ft cake made to renew her vows after 10 years of marriage to husband Innocent.

The £3,000 cake took five weeks to make, needed two gallons of amaretto, 50lbs of sugar, 200 eggs and weighed a whopping 400lb.

It needed four men to lift it into the wedding venue.

The Most Popular Names for a Bride

  1. Sarah
  2. Laura
  3. Emma
  4. Claire
  5. Rebecca
  6. Helen
  7. Rachel
  8. Victoria
  9. Kate
  10. Jennifer

The list was compiled by John Lewis in England October 2010.

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Hilarious, Side-Splitting Wedding Day Jokes Brooms

The Brooms

Two brooms were hanging in the cupboard and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.

The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.

The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom,

'I think I am going to have a little broom.'

'Impossible,' said the groom broom.
'We haven't even swept together.'

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The New Bride: A Clean, Funny and Silly Story

Sarah new young bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, 'Richard doesn't appreciate what I do for him.'

'Now, now,' her mother comforted, 'I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding.'

'No, mother, you don't understand. I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price.'

'Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate,' says her mum.  'Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars.'

'No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey. It was the aeroplane ticket.'  "Aeroplane ticket...." What did you need an airplane ticket for?'

'Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said "Prepare from a frozen state," so I flew to Alaska.'

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Funny Wedding Vows

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom, Alex, approached the minister with an unusual offer.

'I'll give you £100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to promise to "love, honour and obey and forsake all others," I want you to just leave that part out.'

Alex gave the puzzled minister the cash and walked away satisfied.Reform your husband

On the wedding day, when the minister came to the groom's vows, he looked Alex in the eye and said, 'Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?'

Alex exhaled, then gulped, looked around at the guests, and managed to answer, 'I will.' Then he leaned toward the minister and hissed, 'I thought we had a deal.'

The minister slipped the £100 into his hand and whispered back, 'She made me a much better offer.'

The Newly Wed Couple's Disastrous EveningBetter or worse

After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen so they go to the police station to make a full report.

A detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime and to their amazement, the car has been returned.

There is an envelope on the windshield with a note of apology and two tickets to a music concert. The note reads, "I apologize for taking your car, but my wife was having a baby and I had to hot-wire your ignition to rush her to the hospital.  Please forgive the inconvenience.  Here are two tickets for tonight's concert of Lady Gaga the singing star."

Their faith in humanity restored, the couple attend the concert and return home late.  They find their house has been robbed. Valuable goods have been taken from throughout the house, from basement to attic.  And, there is a note on the door reading, "Well, you still have your car.  I have to put my newly born kid through college somehow, don't I?"

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