Funny Bride Cartoons

Funny bride cartoonFunny Cartoons Featuring Brides and Weddings

Here are amusing pictures showing how humour can make a great day funny and memorable.

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The Bride Was a PictureBride was a picture

A Texan woman had a wedding cake made into a life-sized model of herself.  Chidi Ogbuta, 35, had the 5ft cake made to renew her vows after 10 years of marriage to husband Innocent.

The £3,000 cake took five weeks to make, needed two gallons of amaretto, 50lbs of sugar, 200 eggs and weighed a whopping 400lb.

It needed four men to lift it into the wedding venue.

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Funny Wedding VowsReform your husband

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom, John, approached the minister with an unusual offer.

'I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to promise to "love, honour and obey and forsake all others," I want you to just leave that part out.'

John gave the puzzled minister the cash and walked away satisfied.

On the wedding day, when the minister came to the groom's vows, he looked John in the eye and said, 'Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?'

John exhaled, then gulped, looked around at the guests, and managed to answer, 'I will.' Then he leaned toward the minister and hissed, 'I thought we had a deal.'

The minister slipped the $100 into his hand and whispered back, 'She made me a much better offer.'

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The Most Popular Names for a Bridegroom:

  1. David
  2. James
  3. Andrew
  4. Richard
  5. Mark
  6. Paul
  7. Matthew
  8. Simon
  9. Michael
  10. Daniel

The Most Popular Names for a Bride

  1. Sarah
  2. Laura
  3. Emma
  4. Claire
  5. Rebecca
  6. Helen
  7. Rachel
  8. Victoria
  9. Kate
  10. Jennifer

Footnote:
The list was compiled by John Lewis in England October 2010.

Will and Guy muse, how many Saras (number 1 girls name) married Davids (number1 boys name)?  And so on down the lists.

The New Bride: A Clean, Funny and Silly StoryMarried a magician

Sarah new young bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, 'Richard doesn't appreciate what I do for him.'

'Now, now,' her mother comforted, 'I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding.'

'No, mother, you don't understand. I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price.'

'Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate,' says her mum.  'Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars.'

'No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey. It was the aeroplane ticket.'  "Aeroplane ticket...." What did you need an airplane ticket for?'

'Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said "Prepare from a frozen state," so I flew to Alaska.'

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The Bride Is Always White

Cindy was just 9 years old, this was the third wedding she had been to that summer.  She turned to her mother and asked:

"Mom, why is the bride always wearing a beautiful white dress?"

Oh, that baby, is because it's the happiest day of her life.

"In that case why is the groom wearing a black suit?"

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