Funny Easter Bunny Jokes
Warning. We found that these Easter bunny jokes are a classic example of one-liners being funny provided you are in the right mood. If Easter is just around the corner then these jokes raise a smile. At other times of the year ... just enjoy the pictures.
Funny Easter Bunny Jokes
A magician pulls rabbits out of hats.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
What did Bugs Bunny say to the carrot?
How do you post a bunny?
What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
Why are people always tired in April?
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty
Why did the rabbit cross the road
Mandy Mole: What's
the difference between the Easter rabbit
and a mattababy?
More Easter Bunny Jokes
Tumbles the Cat with His Easter Bunny
Maisie the Cat and Her Friend Easter Chick
Aeroports de Paris, the company that runs the French capital's airports, announced recently that it would remove troublesome bunnies from Orly Airport and gently transfer them to a new life in the sun-kissed south of France.
'The rabbit is reputed to be a cute and harmless animal but it is also a redoubtable rodent,' Aeroports de Paris said in a press release outlining its scheme. 'If the rabbit population grows too much, the animals can gnaw through cables and their tunnelling can undermine the edges of runways, taxiways and landing beacons.'
Game wardens armed with ferrets and nets will fan out across the 850 hectares (2,125 acres) of grass and green spaces at Orly with the goal of capturing 150 rabbits and sending them to a new life in the sun.
Aeroports de Paris said its annual live cull, 'conducted with scrupulous regard for the environment,' has kept the airport's rabbit population at some 2,000 animals, compared with 10,000 in 1999.
Happy Easter to all the bunnies sent to southern France say Will and Guy.
Young Ernie and his family were invited to have Easter lunch at his grandmother's house in Monkey's Eyebrow, Arizona. USA. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Ernie received his plate he started eating straight away.
'Ernie, wait until we say grace,' demanded his father.
'I don't have to,' the five year old replied.
'Of course you do, Ernest,' his mother insisted rather forcefully. 'We always say a prayer before eating at our house.'
'That's at our house,' Ernie explained, 'but this is Grandma's house, and she knows how to cook.'
A Poem For Easter - The Easter Bunny
There's a story quite funny,
Some she covers with spots,
And it's odd, as folks say,
If this story you doubt
Author - M. Josephine Todd
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