Funny Earth Day Jokes
Treat the Earth well. It was not given to you by your parents, it was loaned to you by your children. - Kenyan proverb
'Eco Jokes' - A Brand New Genre of Joke
Heard on BBC Radio 5 Live "Drive" programme.
'I have an obsession with wind farms.'
'Yes. I'm a huge fan.'
Bush Appreciates Global Warming
At a press conference, former President George W. Bush announced that he is surprised at how quickly global warming is happening.
Then one of his aides pulled him aside and explained that it was just the beginning of spring.
Amusing Earth Anagrams
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An environmentalist dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, 'Ah, you're an environmentalist - you're in the wrong place.' Thinking that heaven could never make an error, the environmentalist reports to the gates of hell and is let in.
Pretty soon, the environmentalist gets dissatisfied with the environment in hell, and starts implementing eco-friendly improvements. After a while, global warming, air and water pollution are under control. The landscape is covered with grass and plants, the food is organic and the people are happy. The environmentalist has become a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, 'So,
how's it going down there in hell?'
God replies, 'What? You've got an environmentalist? That's a mistake; he should never have gotten down there, send him up here.'
Satan says, 'No way. I like having an environmentalist on the staff, and I'm keeping him.'
God says, 'Send him back up here or I'll sue.'
Satan laughs uproariously and answers, 'Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?'
Top Ten Earth Day Fun Facts and Trivia
Did You Know?
It was John McConnell back in 1969 who first proposed an Earth Day. The backdrop was the peace movement, hippies and flower power. However, John McConnell was older, wiser and more experienced than most of those calling for give peace a chance. One of his earlier slogans was 'Peace for Minute', but in 1969 he put forward the idea a holiday to celebrate the Earth's life and beauty.
Rarely can a movement have spawned so many different flags in such a short time.
What if it's a big hoax and we create a better world for nothing?
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