A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his
colleagues asked him how it had been. 'Oh, it was very disappointing,' he
said. 'I didn't kill a thing. I'd have been better off staying here in
One morning, Arnie went to see
his doctor and told him that he hadn't
been feeling at all well. The doctor examined Arnie, left the room, and came back with three different bottles of pills.
Looking at Arnie he says, 'Take the green pill
with a big glass of water when you wake up. Take the blue pill with a big glass of water after you eat lunch. Then just before going to bed, take the red pill with another big glass of water.'
Startled to be
put on so much medicine, the man stammered, 'L...........L.......L.........Lummee, Doc, exactly what is my problem?'
The doctor replied, 'Arnie, you're not drinking enough water.'
Doctors and Quacks In Britain today, there are about 50,000 practitioners of alternative
medicine, but only about 30,000 qualified doctors.
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